Never be ashamed of having a crush on Vic Carapazza I'm a crusher
Major League Baseball Umpire
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Vic Carapazza is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Vic Carapazza
26 man-crushers
Rated by - He is still a subpar umpire and I m being nice in saying that. -- Tyler Noble
- This ump is complete ass but it s Vic Carapazza so I shouldn t expect less -- Dal 3-3
- My hot take is that he is actually the worst umpire in the postseason. -- Michael Bradburn
- starter Gerrit Cole is 0-1 with a 3.63 ERA in 3 career starts with Umpire Vic Carapazza behind the plate. -- Red Sox Nation Stats
- Why the hell is Vic Carapazza working the ALCS? I thought the good umpires were supposed to work the playoffs? -- Brad Hoffman
- Vic Carapazza behind the plate?! HOW IS HE STILL ALLOWED IN THE POST SEASON?!!! -- Matthew J Knapp
- Careless Vic Carapazza behind the plate in Boston tonight. This could go really good or really bad -- Baseball Trump
- He is the worst umpire in a league that employs Angel Hernandez. -- William Dyer ن 📎
- Alex Cora is screaming at first-base umpire Vic Carapazza and gesturing toward home-plate umpire James Hoye. Unclear if he got run. -- Jeff Passan
- HP Lance Barksdale 2014NLDS Game 2 HP Vic Carapazza -- ロンド
- Watching a Blue Jay vs Indians game from 2016. I forgot how bad douchebag Vic Carapazza was at umpiring -- Sean McClelland
- Amazing how Vic Carapazza single handedly ruined Canada Day 2016 -- Craig
- I thought my only memory of this game was Russ getting tossed, but then Buck said Vic Carapazza and my blood ran cold. -- SF
- Dear Vic Carapazza i am your biggest fan -- Diego
- Vic Carapazza, yikes -- N⚾ Ragrets
- How is Vic Carapazza still an umpire? Send him to the west coast please -- 🎨Christina Kirilo⚾️🏒
- Lmao he is so bad. -- Gord Randall
- Who the heck is the home plate umpire in Tampa? *sees Vic Carapazza on comment* Oh..... -- Jose Taboada
- How is Vic Carapazza still allowed to do Blue Jays games? -- Dom
- I'm still convinced that he is legally blind. -- яɪɔɦаʀđ
- Guess who is umpiring the World Series Games. Jerry West, Laz Diaz, Vic Carapazza, Jerry Meals, and possibly Angel Hernandez. Yikes! -- Parker Smith
- Worst umpiring crew I can think of: Joe West Angel Hernandez CB Bucknor Vic Carapazza For a 6 man crew, add Will Little Marvin Hudson -- IPlayToWin
- What an absolutely wild umpiring staff we have. Joe West, Alan Porter, Mark Wegner, Stu Sheurwater, and Vic Carapazza. Big yikes -- Brady Justice
- Cincinnati/Atlanta Umpires: P: Stu Scheurwater; 1b: Marty Foster; 2b: Alan Porter; 3b: Joe West (CC); lf: Mark Wegner; rf: Vic Carapazza. -- kerrell goolsby
- Ahhh its vic carapazza nvm, i already knew he was dogshit -- ⛷
- Ball four turns into strike 3 to lead off an inning. Vic Carapazza shouldn t have a fucking job. -- michael
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