I have a crush on Willie Bloomquist and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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I know Willie Bloomquist from pictures online, especially the one showing a guy getting a nice big grab of his ass--it looks like the guy has his hand up his crack and Willie is OK with it. Is it me or do some baseball players realize that fans want to see their butts get smacked and grabbed and otherwise mauled, plus sliding into home sometimes on their asses must make for some scrapes and bruises. I wouldn't mind reaming Willie's butt and fixing it up good myself--in other words, I want a piece of Willie Bloomquist's ass! -- Captain James T. Kirk
Where is willie bloomquist when needed ? -- Jack N Frank
It says something about this roster's construction that I don't have any problem with Willie Bloomquist being on it. -- Dave Sund
My second walk-off and my first in a long time. Willie Bloomquist with a dinky single against the Indians. -- Tim Ervin
YOU GUYS I WATCHED WILLIE BLOOMQUIST PLAY ON MY TEAM FOR TWO YEARS AND NOW I AM GOING TO A PLAYOFF GAME -- J.R. Lind
Remember when the royals had coco crisp and Alberto callaspo? Where's willie bloomquist when we need him the most -- kwang hyun
Fun Fact: I bought a Royals hat back in 2009. That was when Willie Bloomquist was there. -- Rohan Sinha
James Paxton, Willie Bloomquist, Stefen Romero, Tom Wilhelmsen, Vidal Nuno, and Ketel Marte: 1 vote. -- Augie Brunette

Austin Jackson has fewer extra-base hits as a Mariner this year than Abe Almonte and Willie Bloomquist -- Jeff Sullivan
Mariners need willie bloomquist -- DJ
That awkward moment when you drop the pen handing it to Willie Bloomquist and he picks it up... -- Carson Brown
Nelson Cruz is on my alternate history Giants team along with Jorge Cantu and Willie Bloomquist. -- STATS
Willie Bloomquist I would venture to say that Nelson Cruz helps fill our need for some RH thump in our lineup! -- vashondogboy
Well if Willie Bloomquist likes this signing, I'm sold! -- Michael McGoorty
YEL signs Willie Bloomquist 1 year $210k -- League Director
With a trade of Jeff Smardjiza sounding imminent please let it be for Willie Bloomquist... I'll leave comment now. -- Mike Morby
on 1977 Willie Bloomquist, American baseball player -- This Day In History
Oooo happy birthday to Willie Bloomquist too! -- digi depression
Oh man non-Willie-Bloomquist-shortstop insurance sounds really good about now. -- Anders Jorstad
Transaction Alarm: Willie Bloomquist ( - Sea) Willie Bloomquist has cleared waivers and is a free agent. -- Fantasy Alarm
He is trying really hard to give the fans in Mesa a souvenir, but he keeps hitting the top of the backstop. Three times now. -- James Neveau
Is it ok that I'm not letting my Friday be totally ruined by Willie Bloomquist? -- tibbs dot gif
Honestly. Why the hell is willie bloomquist starting. -- Sam Rice
He is hitting second in 2015, the year of our Lord. -- Conor Dorney

Pick to click for the night - Willie Bloomquist. Because why not when we are down 5 by the second inning. This isn't fun. -- Ainsley O'Keefe
If you're starting shortstop is Willie Bloomquist.... There's your sign. -- Stefan Weinrich
Sean Austin proves once again Goonies never say die throwing out a first pitch. Too bad he is gone -- Jeff Summers
Mariners hitting woes is over! We have Willie Bloomquist to the rescue! -- Kris
Cliff Pennington gets the Willie Bloomquist confusing unnecessary two year deal. -- Michael Barr
He is starting at shortstop for a team with deep playoff expectations. -- Dr. Loomis Hamilton
"Peguero is in the ballpark, guys. Hide your wallets." - Willie Bloomquist -- Tao of Ichiro
For the record he was a fun guy to root for but i always thought he was going to be willie bloomquist jr. -- Connor Donovan
I've been so detatched, I haven't heard of a third of the Mariners roster. Looking forward to learning about this Willie Bloomquist. -- Kyle Sherwood
WILLIE BLOOMQUIST IS STILL ON THE MARINERS IN 2015? -- Vincent Verhei
Willie Bloomquist also lasted longer than Nick Punto, which is probably the most surprising -- Kyle Dougherty
I know I'm late on this, but if he is ever going to start at 1B can't they just call up Montero please? -- Casey McLain
I don't give two shits about small sample sizes so I am proud to declare he is 4th on the Mariners at wRC+ at 133. -- Peter Woodburn
He is THE MAN -- Carson Zednick
I feel like if you don't know who he is than you aren't a true Mariners fan! -- Nick Dammeier
He is one of my favorite Mariners of all time. -- Edward
Willie bloomquist is a state of mind. -- Jose Rivera
He is an eternal stud -- Joel
Is that Willie Bloomquist playing 1st for Seattle? I thought he was in his 40s -- Derek M. Divito
He is probably my favorite player -- Connor Alexander®
He is just a gamer -- Red
Great to see he is still in the MLB. -- angelomaltese
WILLIE BLOOMQUIST IS THE PRIDE OF POORCHARD, NOT BREMERTON YOU DICK. -- Jonathan Lôw
He is a baseball legend -- Pistol Pete
Maybe he can talk about how he is Caucasian. -- Katie
He's so sharp he knew that Willie Bloomquist used to hit without batting gloves. -- taylor denman