Never be ashamed of having a crush on Wladimir Balentien I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Wladimir Balentien
24 man-crushers
Rated by - Know who he is - a baseballer named Wladimir Balentien. Just don't get why he is trending in Australia in katakana -- Dave Brown
- It's not fair, but my lasting memory of Mariner he is him misplaying two balls in the 10th inning of a loss vs. the Twins. -- St. Paddy Joe Veyera
- Wladimir Balentien (Netherlands) is 16-for-25 with 4 HR and 12 RBI in the World Baseball Classic through his 3-for-3 today. Has a .700 OBP -- ESPN Stats & Info
- He is 4 HR (Leads WBC) 12 RBI (Leads WBC) 14 hits (Leads WBC) -- Marucci
- Wladimir Balentien should win WBC MVP by a landslide if we're being honest.. -- El Trigueño
- Lol. MVP of the WBC is Marcus Stroman? Wladimir Balentien hit like .700 FFS. Come on man. -- Grumpy Curmudgeon
- The MVP of the WBC is probably actually Carlos Correa or Wladimir Balentien, but it'll probably go to Adam Jones or something. -- VM David
- In an Alternate Universe, he is bashing Home Runs for the Blue Jays, & Edwin Encarnacion is Japan's Home Run Zilla. -- J. Roca
- So no one in the MLB has taken Wladimir Balentien from over seas because? The man is a monster. -- Austin Wallingford ⚾
- The drama of makes the event so fun to watch! he is the real deal as a power hitting threat. USA vs Japan is next! -- Larry Krueger
- He is the real MVP bruh -- SGM_Braves
- He is all sorts of crazy. -- A Foot In The Box
- He is an absolute monster. -- Steven Alba
- This is fucking fun. I love this Wladimir Balentien guy. -- matterpillar moore
- Organ player is playing "suicide is painless" as the game pauses for Wladimir Balentien's injured foot. HE'S A BASEBALL PLAYER NOT A HORSE -- Levi Weaver
- Oh, that's why he isn't in the majors. -- David Schoenfield
- Jeff Conine, Wladimir Balentien, Wily Mo Peña & Bartolo Colón among the players who have homered off James Shields -- Christopher Kamka
- Anyone else miss Wladimir Balentien? Oh just me... cool -- Mariners Nation
- Wladimir Balentien of the Yakult Swallows has been deactivated due to "the poor condition of his upper body." -- Jim Allen
- 3 T AOKI NORICHIKA WLADIMIR BALENTIEN TETSUTO YAMADA -- Takatsuki Kazuhiko
- Chang-Yong Lim (2008-2012) 5 years /238G/11W/13L/128S/ 2.09ERA Wladimir Balentien (2011-) 9 years /1022G/959H/288HR /.273AVG -- ⚾ Japanese Baseball ⚾
- Money don't buy happiness. Wladimir Balentien(1984-) -- 坪井P
- Johnny Bench lines one to the gap! That'll score Stuart Turner and Wladimir Balentien to make it 3-2 Blue Jays. -- Cincinnati Reds Play Bot
- If you see a guy in a Wladimir Balentien jersey and think maybe that s not Jake, the internet baseball guy think again. It s def me. -- Céspedes Family BBQ
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