Never be ashamed of having a crush on Zach Randolph I'm a crusher
American basketball player
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Zach Randolph is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Zach Randolph
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He is the only professional athlete who has a 6inch vertical -- CCbyNati
- Julius Randle is gonna be the next Zach Randolph. Callin it. -- thomas
- Randle is like a more athletic version of Zach Randolph -- Roger Morales
- Julius Randle is like the perfect combo of Zach Randolph and Lamar Odom. -- Keem
- Julius Randle is the 2014 athletic version of Zach Randolph -- Dre
- Randle is a mixture of Odom and Zach Randolph -- Scotty 2 Thottie
- Vince Carter beats he is a 3-PT contest 17-9 -- Marcus Doc Holliday
- The best front court is Zach Randolph and Mark gosal -- Christopher Brown
- So much respect for Zach Randolph -- Allan Corsale
- "Yea.. So I'm going to be a 40 year old virgin" -Zach Randolph -- Kenneth Kilpatrick
- Zach Randolph has a double-double already in Toronto with 10 pts, 10 rebs and Marc Gasol isn't far behind with 14 pts and 9 rebs. -- NBA Fantasy
- He is the only professional athlete who has a 6inch vertical -- abomiHoa
- Zach Randolph future Hall of Fame? I think so! What about y'all!? -- Aden Xussein Ibrahim
- So much more respect for Zach Randolph! -- Mark Kekane Eskelson
- Zach Randolph just did his *very* best on Tony Parker, and it ended in an uncontested layup. -- Andrew Ford
- Zach Randolph, is killing the boards. With 12pts and 12 boards. -- ❁ enraged bears fan
- Jefferson thinks he is a mother fucker. He just said so! -- Matthew
- Zach Randolph being willing/able to pass out of the post made that basket happen. -- Joe Mullinax
- Seriously though... Why is Zach Randolph Has to be one of the highest numbers in basketball -- Quincy Goode
- He is on his way to another double double with 8 pts and 7 rbs in the 1st Q -- NBA Fantasy 101
- He is racking up the fantasy points! -- Riley Qualls
- He is good as advertised -- Carlos Smith
- Khalifa Young with that Zach Randolph like frame is Starting to body the interior defense of D'y! -- Ian Douglas
- In case Knicks haven't noticed, he is integral part of league-leading Grizzlies and Jamal Crawford leads NBA bench scorers... -- Peter Vecsey
- He is real !!!!!!! -- DX
- Watching Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph play together is just so...freaking awesome. -- Matthew
- Unfortunately, the Celtics took so many threes because they couldn't handle Zach Randolph or Marc Gasol. -- Mike Anderson
- He is a fucking animal -- Bryce Dinges
- Zach Randolph has been awesome this season, that is all -- Scott Dargis
- He is nasty -- Dalton Hotchkiss
- He is like a left-handed Moses Malone. -- Tony Branco
- On Grizzlies PF Zach Randolph: "He's a force as a player...he's a really difficult guy to match up against." -- Tommy Heinsohn
- He is probably the second to the last person I'd expect to record 10 assists in a game (with the last being Whiteside, of course) -- Darryn Albert
- He is actually a cool guy -- Jasper Genove
- I'm really surprised he isn't sick. He kinda looked sluggish last night. -- Deborah Taylor
- He is so underrated -- Charles Lee Ray
- Zach randolph is a beast tho holy -- khal drogo.
- The Zach Randolph stopper! His name is Chuck Hayes! And clutch...his name is Kyle Lowry! -- Vince A.
- How do you NOT run into Zach Randolph. That takes talent. And Chuck Hayes justifies being in game over JV by taking a crucial charge. -- Ryan Wolstat
- He is a fucking beast -- Papi Chacòn
- He is such a great fit in memphis, i don't resent him at all -- Sean Cohen
- Its impossible to boxout zach randolph hes so big -- Joshua Yeboah
- Zach randolph is a beast -- NBA Reporter
- Tyler Hansbrough on he is like putting Mugsy Bogues on Shaq -- A$AP Fady
- Zach randolph is an animal -- Jimmy
- There is no player in the NBA quite like Zach Randolph. Watching him rebound is something else. -- Zach Salzmann
- He is easily one of the most underrated players of all time -- .
- Grizzlies' he is a beast under the basket - too many 1st half highlights. Raptors gotta stop him! -- Vijay Setlur
- I think the person I would least like to play basketball against is Zach Randolph. Can't imagine JV's having much fun tonight. -- Adam Elliott Segal
- Rudy Gay, OJ Mayo and Zach Randolph when they were all on Memphis..Memphis was my team I know Zach is still there but its no the same -- Captain Shady Boots
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