Never be ashamed of having a crush on Zack Greinke I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Rated by - Benching Puig is completely idiotic. Should Zack Greinke be in the lineup because he's hitting .667 in the postseason? -- Eric Rosenthal
- So KC traded Zack Greinke for Lo Cain and A. Escobar, then traded Myers for Shields and Davis. All four are coming up big in the postseason. -- Doug Hanna
- He is the Royal most responsible for Kansas City's playoff run this year. -- Crypt Scare-up
- I just feel like I have to thank Zack Greinke for this amazing postseason the Royals are having so far. -- Andrew Weddle
- Zack Greinke trade not looking so bad for -- John Perrotto
- The Zack Greinke trade by the has been so big for them. -- Andrew Colaizzi
- He is the gift that keeps on giving -- JKuhn
- It is interesting to me that the royals turned zack greinke and yuniesky betancourt (LoL) into escobar, cain, and part of james shields -- ᵃᶰᵈʸᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ⁶⁶⁶
- If the Royals get to the World Series does that mean they win the Zack Greinke trade? If so go Baltimore...? -- Michael Broskowski
- Okay so Marissa is literally number 1. She is like Zack Greinke on game Two. By far the best and realest friend I have. Love you, Marissa! -- Dani Stark
- The only motivation I have to do this stats project is the fact that I'm doing it on Zack Greinke -- Natalie
- Is Zack Greinke ready to go tomorrow...oh wait...I mean, uhhhh -- Curtis Stelzer
- My dream of Alex Gordon going deep on Zack Greinke to win the World Series is crushed by the Cardinals. -- Nigel Peppercock
- Zack Greinke really wants to pitch Game 5 -- Abel Salguero
- All wrong (re: pinch-hitter). The correct answer is Zack Greinke. -- Dustin Nosler
- Zack Greinke will start game 5. -- Daniel Klatt
- Even one is putting this awkward moment when Zack Greinke has more hits in the post season then mike trout.... -- ⚾️StillanAngelsfan⚾️
- Is the Zack Greinke trade (+ SS) for Cain and Escobar the best trade made in the history of the franchise? -- SKd01010
- That Zack Greinke trade is finally paying off for the Royals. -- Jared Gibson
- Zack Greinke was in the Dodgers' draft room last year too. "This is one of the greatest days of my life, he told Logan White afterward. -- Pedro Moura
- With that leadoff single, he is 3-for-3 today. -- Los Angeles Dodgers
- Pretty sure he is a better hitter than Chris Heisey. -- Harry Ruiz
- Gasparino also said Zack Greinke approved of Buehler pick. "He was very excited about it" Greinke sat in on war room last year -- Bill Plunkett
- He is the best -- Bay of Puigs
- Burrows is a very safe pick; all pitches are +, mid 90's FB, lively velo w/ good deception, needs consistency (Zack Greinke comparable) -- Taylor Blake Ward
- So does that mean we have a chance to keep zack greinke -- Zachary Maurin
- He is the most interesting big-leaguer, and I'm not sure there's a close second. -- Daniel Kelley
- Zack Greinke in the Dodgers draft room is so so so cool. -- Ross Gasmer
- Had I known that Zack Greinke's real first name is Donald, I would have chuckled more during last night's game. -- Mandy St. Amand
- He is the best five-game winning picture ever. -- Larry King
- I blame Mattingly. Why take out Zack Greinke when he was doing so good. Our bullpen is sorry. -- J.
- Zack Greinke loses so many wins because of his bullpen. I personally think he's the best pitcher in the bigs. -- JADEE
- Meanwhile, he is like the Matt Cain of Dodgers staff. They don't give him any run support. Will throw up crooked for Kershaw -- Tommy Tran
- Zack Greinke did really good and this idiot had to mess it up -- Castro
- Zack Greinke did great and his bullpen ruined everything. This is the ideal scenario -- Maq
- Zack Greinke's flow is amazing -- ⚾Zach Campbell7⚾
- He is the first Dodgers pitcher to go 3-3 or better with a home run since Leo Dickerman in 1923. -- ESPN Stats & Info
- ESPN Stats & Info: Zack Greinke's ERA is 1.41. The lowest season ERA since 1920...Bob Gibson 1.12 (1968). -- Jim Ledbetter
- Matt and I are having a discussion. Will ANYONE back me up that he is one of the top 10 players in baseball right now????? -- sharon
- Just passed Zack Greinke coming out of the Dodgers hotel so cool. -- Patrick Wright
- Zack Greinke has an opt-out on his remaining 3/$71M. Oooh is that a tough decision for him. -- Ryan C
- At least Zack Greinke being an asshole makes it easier for me to choose my favorite pitcher -- Eric Bailey
- Did you catch that Zack Greinke bat flip? He sure enjoys his home runs. Yeah, but he does that on pop-ups so it s not a big deal!" -- Pat Lackey
- Fernandez is probably the highest owned tonight, but he'll face Julio Teheran who is Zack Greinke-esque at home. -- DFS Optimized
- Nathan Eovaldi of the Yankees is 11-2 with a 4.30 ERA. he is 11-2 with a 1.71 ERA... -- Kunal
- The best right hander in baseball is Zack Greinke. He's Mr. NL CY Young this year for sure -- David Draper
- He is..unreal. -- Cole Stevens
- Zack greinke's bat flip in the same game that he allowed six earned runs is beyond legendary -- Zach Boyd
- I have been wondering about this so help me out EXPLAIN WHY: When Zack Greinke flips his bat its fun, but when Puig does it's disrespectful -- The Beast 980
- The stats on Zack Greinke's performance last night. Win and is now 11-2. IP-6, H-7, R-6, ER-6, BB-2,SO-8. Current ERA-1.71. -- James Turner
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