Zdeno Chara

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• Article: "10 tallest players in the NHL Zdeno Chara" Me: No, REALLY??? -- Grant Lambert
• If he isn't your idol reevaluate your life -- Parker Larson
• "So why the F did you have me look after him at the Olympics if you were just gonna cut him?" - Zdeno Chara, probably -- OJ
• Jason Werth is the Zdeno Chára of baseball. -- amanda
• Peter Chiarelli says that captain Zdeno Chara's offseason training went so well that he "increased all of his performance metrics." -- Chris Johnston
• Isles fan PTSD = belief that every 2nd round pick, or prospect traded away will end up being Zdeno Chara, Spezza, etc. -- Mike McBride
• Somewhere, he is really upset. -- Claire Aliki Collins
• Johnny Boychuk's +63 rating over the last three seasons is the second-highest among NHL defensemen (Zdeno Chara at +72). -- Bob Waterman
• Zdeno Chara's dad is a professional bear wrestler... -- James Sullivan
• Vazquez is so tiny relatively though, what if it's gonna be like that time Smith tried to fight Zdeno Chara -- R.R.
• Had a dream last night that Zdeno Chara was my dad so that was weird -- em wolf
• Ryan Suter isn't better than Zdeno Chara... sorry. Nathan MacKinnon isn't the 34th best player in the NHL. and Johansen above Thornton????? -- Stephen Burtch
• European Captains who have won the Stanley Cup: Niklas Lidstrom, Zdeno Chara. History is not on your side Ottawa. -- Fenn
• Not sure what it is about Zdeno Chara that I absolutely hate...but there is something -- Buddy Rose
• The worst part of this game is the way Zdeno Chara keeps reaching down from the pressbox and flicking Phil Kessel on the forehead. -- Down Goes Brown
• Zdeno Chara looks very, very angry. -- Sean Gentille
• He is healthy again. -- John Evans
• Will any one of you Canucks be nice enough to injure, Zdeno Chara-style, PA Parenteau? He REALLY needs some time on the disabled list. -- Victor Ruggi
• I know one player doesn't make a team, but we're really missing Zdeno Chara right now, it's embarrassing -- Gronkowski 87
• If putting Kelly and Gagne on Bergeron's wings doesn't work, Claude is going to make Patrice play with Zdeno Chara's stick and skates. -- Michael Hurley
• Thats why Pavel Datsyuk, when he's at his best, is the BEST player in the NHL....just ask Zdeno Chara...!!! -- Steve
• "Although the loss of he isn't catastrophic..." Denis Leary fucking jinxed us, man. -- CayDot
• The Zdeno Chara ref is here -- Diehard Philly Fan
• Seriously, Greenville's Jason Missiaen gives Zdeno Chara a run for his money. -- Dakota Johnson
• He is a huge loss for the Bruins but I would argue that Torey Krug is irreplaceable. -- KellyD
• How is that Johnny Boychuk trade working for you Peter Chiarelli? Kevan Miller, Torey Krug and Zdeno Chara out long term... -- Almost Bourque
• Met Zdeno Chara on the steps leading out of the Garden, biggest human being ive ever seen. Almost went for a bro hug but decided against it. -- Nolan Adams
• Some dude just tried to tell me that he is a better defenseman than Lindstrom. Fucking idiot. -- Zetterberg's Ego
• So was anyone gonna tell me zdeno chara is on the or was I just supposed to find out during this game??? -- Sarah
• I can't believe zdeno chara is out thats so bad for boston top dman out horrible. -- Ryan Ottenbreit
• I'm very interested to see how the create defensive matchups in the absence of Zdeno Chara -- Taylor D. Smith
• Hit from behind is a hit from behind. Stephen Gionta hitting from behind is the same as Zdeno Chara hitting from behind -- Intangibles
• English is Zdeno Chara's fifth acquired language; he's also fluent in Slovak, Czech, Russian, German and Swedish. -- Jen
• Zdeno Chara and Brayden Schenn tangle early. They'll both head off, so we'll play 4-on-4 for the next two minutes. -- Boston Bruins
• One of my wishes in life is to marry Taylor...another is to skate like Zdeno Chara and have his ridiculously fast slapshot -- Guy Swiftie
• I really hope it is rust because Zdeno Chara has been pretty useless...... -- Chris Hampton
• Unpopular opinion: I don't like zdeno chara. I really just want him to go away. -- Katelyn Canniff
• Long convos between the Bruins players and Zdeno Chara in the handshake line following the Game 5 elimination. So much mutual respect there. -- Joe Haggerty
• He is the only player in the NHL that clanks when he skates... and you can hear little motors and servos whirring too... -- John Counsell
• He is seamlessly transitioning his hockey career into his leading role on Game of Thrones career. -- Sensei
• Blocking a Zdeno Chara slapshot is one of the last things in the world I would ever want to do -- StanleyCup ofChowder
• Talk to the hand, haters, but I think he is hot. Oh yeah, he's a great hockey player and person too. -- Hoosier Femme
• I hate how cute and tall zdeno chara is, i'm supposed to hate his team stop being cute -- CLAUDE GUI-ROUX
• BINGO BANGO BONGO! he is having another miserable game. -- JargonTron
• Zdeno Chara's shot isn't washed up anyway. -- Tim Rosenthal
• He is on the ice for Boston's pregame warmup Thursday. -- Sapere Aude
• So next game's versus Boston and Zdeno Chara conveniently back? Fantastic. -- The 6th Sens
• Dougie Hamilton struggled in Zdeno Chara s return. Think B s need to go back to Chara - Seidenberg.. free up Hamilton, only problem is 44. -- Weekend at Bergy's
• He is a giraffe. Am I right? Or am I right? -- Liz ∞
• I have a really unnatural dislike for Zdeno Chara. I hate his stupid Lurch face. -- Puckin Hostile

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