Zz Top

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  • 4 star rating DJoftheNight is playing ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man --
  • 4 star rating When a zz top song is mentioned, the guitar solo is implied --
  • 5 star rating Radio Meltdown: DJ`Mercury` is ZZ Top - Tush --
  • 4 star rating 91.3FM The Edge is playing "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top. --
  • 2 star rating Is it legal to play Nickelback and ZZ Top on the same radio station? Does anyone ever like Nickelback? --
  • 3 star rating Carrie Underwood is terrible, they need a rock n roll song.Maybe AC/DC or ZZ Top. --
  • 5 star rating ZZ Top is bae --
  • 3 star rating Why is Frank Beard the only member of ZZ Top that does not have an incredibly long beard? --
  • 3 star rating How do the guys in ZZ Top have sex and take a piss when their beards are so long? --
  • 3 star rating Listening to ZZ Top and just realized how perfect "Rough Boy" is for some gay doin' it music. --
  • 1 star rating ZZ Top, so-called because they make me sleep. Had no idea they teamed up with Art of Noise to try to appeal to me more. --
  • 2 star rating I actually really liked the ZZ Top instrumental in Back To The Future III but fear it was early 90s --
  • 1 star rating The wedding yesterday was a really good time. Highlight was my brothers and I doing a rendition if ZZ Top's masterpiece, "Legs". --
  • 5 star rating I checked out the DVR. Recorded a ZZ Top concert. Hit play. Bridget is kicking her legs to the little ol' band from Texas. She's a rocker! --
  • 4 star rating So basically the series went from Sir Mix-A-Lot to ZZ Top? --
  • 3 star rating RMT is playing ZZ Top - Legs (Dance Mix) [Listeners: 1/100] [Requests are: On] --
  • 5 star rating ZZ Top is the original Houston rap crew. --
  • 4 star rating The only member of the band "ZZ Top" without a beard is Frank Beard. --
  • 2 star rating I think ZZ Top is probably in the general vicinity of dinosaur classic rock but I can't not listen to ZZ Top. --
  • 4 star rating ZZ Top is at the restaurant I'm at right now, word --
  • 3 star rating ZZ Top on Wednesday! :) I've been waiting so long for this to happen! --
  • 3 star rating Saw one of the dudes from ZZ TOP @ memorial shitty mall heh today is the best day of my life --
  • 3 star rating ZZ Top played at their own High School Prom after they got signed. So dope Lol --
  • 5 star rating Capt'n is feelin' pretty righteous right now. ZZ Top is full volume, got the beer on ice while downin' a few pre-party margs. Shit is legit --
  • 1 star rating I like AC/DC and ZZ Top. Bocephus, Beasties and the Kings of Rock: Skynyrd, Segaaaarrrr OH GOD KID ROCK IS STUCK IN MY HEAD --
  • 5 star rating Air con, ZZ Top and dark windows really effective in Croydon for drowning out shouting chav car drivers who think they own the road. --
  • 3 star rating ZZ Top 'Gimme Some Lovin'. It is ear splitting loud. Surprise someone hasn't called the police. --
  • 3 star rating The only guy in ZZ Top who doesn?t have a beard is drummer Frank Beard. --
  • 3 star rating The riff on Master of Sparks by ZZ Top is pretty much unstoppable, isn t it? --
  • 5 star rating ZZ Top.... Women go Crazy About a Sharp Dressed Men... and she got legs... and knows how to use them! LOL! duh! is a song i hearing now. 80s --
  • 1 star rating Now he's telling me something I refuse to believe about the drummer of ZZ Top! This kid is just messing with me! --
  • 5 star rating Listening to the the song.. IT IS A GREAT .. --
  • 4 star rating Like ZZ Top said, "Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man" --
  • 1 star rating SO give ME just a minute and I'll tell YOU why.......IM A ROUGH BOY! IM A ROUGH BOOOOYYYY!!!! ZZ Top...legends, init. --
  • 5 star rating He is making this 91 Freeway crawl amazing. --
  • 4 star rating The amount of ZZ Top being played in this city is too damn high --
  • 4 star rating ZZ TOP are so ridiculously underrated why does no one listen to them? --
  • 3 star rating Is it me or was ZZ Top was overly impressed by a woman's ability to walk? --
  • 5 star rating La Grange by ZZ Top is a fine song indeed. --
  • 5 star rating I love how the guy from ZZ Top is in Bones lmao --
  • 3 star rating My spotify is on point. ZZ top, Thin Lizzy, Volbeat, Pink Floyd, Queen, Poison and so on. --
  • 5 star rating ZZ top la grange is a blessed song --
  • 4 star rating ZZ Top's first album is called ZZ Top's First Album. --
  • 1 star rating Haven't looked for it but I'm just going to assume that there is a Jay-Z/ZZ Top mashup called Jay-ZZ and that it's terrible --
  • 2 star rating A PT Cruiser is not the type of car you can listen to ZZ Top with the windows down. Or any music really. --
  • 5 star rating ZZ Top is on the radio. --
  • 3 star rating Coworker clowning me bc idk who zz top is. Bet she can't name what mixtape guwop put lemonade on!! --
  • 1 star rating The newest ZZ Top is just soooo good. It's making this afternoon such a pleasure. Big blues sound comin' from the turntable. --
  • 5 star rating So who wants to go see ZZ TOP with me? --

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