Never be ashamed of having a crush on Captain Janks I'm a crusher
American, TV News (Famous from Asking Newspeople if they like Howard Sterns balls)
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Captain Janks is straight. Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Captain Janks
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Rated by - That was like the captain janks bit of all time -- Harley Copen
- Who plays Captain Janks in this OJ show? -- Evan W.
- thank goodness for captain janks that night. -- Westernsubs
- Who will be playing the role of Captain Janks, Peter Jennings, and Al Michaels? -- Brett Bozzelli
- that was before Captain Janks time. Good ole Morry from Brooklyn. -- Joey
- Captain Janks finest moment. All hail -- m
- I think Captain Janks should get a wack pack lifetime achievement from the Stern Show -- MJ Thrill
- Was that Captain Janks pranking Johnnie Cochran -- Antifragile
- She is GAY??? -- Steve from Philly
- Listening to the album king of cranks by Tom Cipriano Aka Captain Janks, celebrating 27 years of affiliation with The Howard Stern Show. -- Lawrence
- As of today I'm blocked by High Pitch Erik, Tabitha Stevens, Ralph (Rasputin) Cirella, and Captain Janks. I must be doing something right. -- Ryan Sharman
- Every time a news station goes to an eyewitness caller of any big news story I immediately think it's Captain Janks from the Stern show -- Bostonsportsaddict
- Is anyone else worried that the Bannon interview was just the pièce de résistance for Captain Janks? -- John Zeleznik
- Newscasters are obviously trying too hard to sound serious while reporting on Irma. Hoping Captain Janks gets through and onto a broadcast. -- Christopher González
- Every time a news network has on a "eyewitness" during the hurricane news reports I half hope it's Captain Janks with a bababoey for levity -- PeterSaunders
- We're watching the Weather Channel, half expecting a Captain Janks phone call about the hurricane. -- lizzy
- Can we admit at this point that we all know captain janks loves young boys? he talks fast to distract us from this FACT -- JD
- It's reached the point in media coverage where I wish Captain Janks from Howard Stern was still active. -- Gabe
- I don't know there's no f****** way Captain Janks should be in The Wack Pack -- Sean Woodman
- Captain Janks calling FOX News as Sam Nunberg -- Mike Shemesh
- Johnny Kane is a "fat pig", as Howard Stern and Captain Janks would say. -- The Michigan Sports Truth
- The most shocking thing about this Stuttering John story is that he made the prank phone call instead of Captain Janks. -- Alberto’s Mouse
- Really, how far are we from World War III being sparked by Captain Janks? Ba Ba Booey -- Candid Camerik
- The Stuttering John story is just incredible. Meanwhile Captain Janks just got on the phone with Putin. -- Jordan Hoffman
- I'm Captain Janks-Moonves. -- Captain Janks-Moonves
- Waiting for Captain Janks to call in to the Weather Channel right about now. -- 🌊Kerry🌊
- Captain Janks gets the gasface -- The Gas Face Bot
- What's on my mind right now? Whenever Captain Janks would subliminally add in "F Jackie" in his crank calls on Howard Stern -- Don of the Dead 🧟♂️
- Classic captain janks! -- Marc Bales
- I have been threatened by Captain Janks with what sounds like physical harm. What is he going to do punch me in the knee? -- John Melendez
- Is she side-eyeing you?!? LOL. I m happy she is okay, Captain Janks! Happy 4th of July to u both. -- heidi sammons
- it s kind of goes against the spirit of Captain Janks to be verified? Do you still do calls? -- Not a fan
- I agree...no captain Janks w/o stuttering John -- RTHEddie XI
- Love your work Captain Janks. -- randy stout
- Just listened to a Captain Janks prank call to Mother Angelica. Would you spread for Baba Booey? -- Ant
- Good call Captain Janks! -- Lpow9898
- Well said Captain Janks! -- Denise Scorsone
- Did Captain Janks punk Maria Bartiromo today?? -- Derek
- Are you under Captain Janks there too? Can't seem to find your profile. -- Chaser2385
- This is the year of First Larry King dies, now Rush Limbaugh. Which Captain Janks victim will be next?! -- SalisburySteak
- Captain janks bought a $3,000 computer to make a prank phone call to the home shopping network. -- peacesFGC
- I see Captain Janks race baiting and he be lookin scared...its very tenses... -- Book The Goods
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