Dirty Martini

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• Just had a dirty martini for the first time. Shit is awfullllll. -- Mik !
• All I ever want these days is a dirty martini w/ blu chz olives -- Kiley (❛◡❛✿)
• On the other hand, double fisting a Chopin vodka dirty martini and Laurent Perrier Demi sec, so a pretty good day. -- Anthony Todd
• Just 1 Stella, 1 corona, 1 dirty martini, and 1 long island iced tea and I'm really fucked up -- Brian Ortiz
• The most dangerous drink is the Belvedere dirty martini. -- Elaine Aradillas
• A dirty MARTINI is calling my name ... -- Ashley Parise
• I am so living large tonight. Steakums and a dirty martini... I am so nasty.. -- Susan Chadwick
• I foresee a dirty martini in my very near future. -- Patti Daniels
• Not very many ppl like Dirty Martini's but I adore them. -- CC
• Is it too early for a dirty martini? -- Alexandra Brown
• 'Can you make me a Really dirty martini! Like Christina Aguilera three 'r's and no 'i'?' my friend Rebecca. -- Steph Usis
• Okay, it's obvious that the idea guy at Nabisco has given up anyway, so can I please just get a case of Dirty Martini Oreos now? -- Joel McDonald
• Sometimes a dirty martini is the only answer to all the questions going through your head -- Guy from Detroit
• Samantha flinging her martini into a guy and saying "dirty martini, dirty bastard"--so perfect SO SASSY -- Kevin Re
• I forgot to eat lunch today, so I am making it up with a dirty martini. -- Lizzy Brykalski
• I could really go for a margarita or a dirty Martini right now. -- (ßMW)^
• Seriously could go for a dirty martini rn -- idk
• I could really use an extra dirty martini with blue cheese olives today -- Cheria M Cauley
• Leanne said Wanna get a dirty martini after picking me up from night class , so naturally here we are -- sam gervasio
• Somebody just ordered a dirty martini. Miley Cyrus Filthy Dirty is how they ordered it. -- Craig
• All I want right now is to get into uni, a pair of heeled boots, a good fuck, a dirty martini, a fur coat and to finish cleaning my room. -- Z
• You you you intoxicate me You you you you cloud my mind like a dirty martini Spinning me around and round and round Loving you is like dui -- Max
• This dirty martini is something else . -- ka-weet-ta
• My 21st birthday is in 106 days and I will finally try a dirty martini. Too bad I got over drinking when I was about 16. -- Ashouraita Khoshaba
• A dirty martini is literally just a glass of years -- Alexa Abdalla
• A nice big extra dirty martini is needed tonight , can't wait -- gabriella
• A dirty martini would be so clutch right now. -- U Can't Sit With Us
• Dirty martini is never that bright! -- Rebecca Summerfield
• She is not ever that empty....! -- Laura Harris
• Dirty Martini on MIC I was there Saturday night so weird -- Ellie ✨
• And dirty martini is shady as shit just by the way -- rachel
• Warning signs are there when your boyfriend is more excited about going to a Made In Chelsea location than you are - Dirty Martini, London -- whatsherface
• Dirty martini is my drink tonight -- Donnell Pettiway
• I have a good heart I really do just don't give me a reason not to like you and we'll be good as a dirty martini -- | Get Well Roman |
• When you ask for a dirty martini and the bartender gives you a dry martini. This is why I have trust issues -- keeeeeez
• I think my cocktail of choice is shifting from dirty martini to manhattan just fyi -- stephanie browne
• Dirty martini it is -- anna
• Dad is fixing grandma a dirty martini so it may be about time to leave. -- Lillian Parker
• I wish I could drink a dirty martini. They look so sophisticated -- bae.
• Meanwhile this dirty martini is not going to drink itself -- Thomas Foolery
• I don't look like a martini drinking girl so the people next to me looked at me funny when I ordered a grey goose dirty martini -- ❁Tee☮
• A night out in the city is needed soon. Abacus or she is calling my name -- Niall
• Suit proclaims at 5pm "What a day. I need a beer." Honey, I've needed a dirty martini since 930am - so please don't be complaining. -- Lindsay Maris
• Time for a very dirty martini or two. -- Donna Thornton-Green
• The dirty martini is the best bar in bluffton -- Ty Crowe
• Most Vancouver bars/restaurants have no idea how to make a proper dirty martini. So sad. -- Tom Who
• Dirty martini is the best cocktail bar -- Melissa Arancio
• Wow how long this day has been & yet its not over yet hmm good or other thing? oh look Dirty Martini a very good thing! ;-) -- Samantha Griffin
• I want a dirty martini or margarita so bad.... -- The Fierce Pig
• Moral of the story is dirty martini's only look classy and yummy on tv -- Jasmine Parker ☁ ✈

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