Erma Bombeck

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• "One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone". Erma Bombeck -- All About Travel!
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. -Erma Bombeck -- Mikki Medlock
• "When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911." - Erma Bombeck -- Mona Cleaning
• A probabilidade de você entrar no supermercado para comprar pão e sair só com ele é de uma em três bilhões. (Erma Bombeck) -- Camilla Senna
• Quote "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." Erma Bombeck quote -- Aamir Khan Khan
• "When I stand before God...I...would hope (to be drained of talent, so I could)...say, I used everything you gave me." Erma Bombeck -- Tim Greaton Forum
• "Some say our national pass time is baseball. Not me. It's gossip." -Erma Bombeck -- j e s s y
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck -- Rumah Quotes
• Paraphrase Erma Bombeck "guys&gals shacking up; the second oldest profession", but Marriage is from 1Man+1Woman -- Matthew
• "There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo." ~ Erma Bombeck -- DebraBurroughsAuthor
• "All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck -- SA SchoolNetwork NPC
• I ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. Erma Bombeck -- Fitness_Femme
• "Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere" ~Erma Bombeck -- Tomas Tilver
• "Don't confuse success with fame. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."- Erma Bombeck -- Michael MacDougall
• "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." - Erma Bombeck -- Brian
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck -- jeannie kerrigan
• Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. - Erma Bombeck -- Barbara Daniel
• Absolutely! "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage". Erma Bombeck -- RJsSigns.com
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. -Erma Bombeck -- The Zillionaire Mind
• Erma Bombeck~ Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves or anyone else and hope for the best. -- Smash And Grab
• "Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." ~ Erma Bombeck -- IntegrityNetworks
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck -- Live Long & Prosper
• "Worry is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but never gets you anywhere." - Erma Bombeck, humorist -- Gyorgy Veszpremi
• There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Erma Bombeck -- Autistic Bird
• Like Erma Bombeck always said, The Grass is Always Greener over the Septic Tank ;) -- Natalee Embry
• All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. -Erma Bombeck -- Nilsa Karimi
• Erma Bombeck~ It is fast approaching the point where I dont want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. -- Lillian Alexander
• "Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere." Erma Bombeck -- kathryn
• "There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo." - Erma Bombeck -- silas patrick dung
• There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Erma Bombeck -- Monica McCarthy
• There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ? Erma Bombeck -- Stephen Shute
• Oh so true. "LIKE" if you are courageous! It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. ~ Erma Bombeck -- Lisa J Wood
• It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. -Erma Bombeck -- Don't Listen
• Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids. Erma Bombeck -- A Legg
• Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck -- Jamel Meyers
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. --Erma Bombeck -- Jim Kerr
• Quote "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." Erma Bombeck quote -- Gahr Methacrylate
• There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck -- Cynthia Raxter
• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~Erma Bombeck -- francesca
• Is there a good way to disguise an Erma Bombeck book to make it look like I'm reading Virginia Woolf instead? -- Greg Sabo
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck -- Learning Solutions
• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck -- Quotes Every Day
• I feel like my brand is cunty Erma Bombeck. -- desi jedeikin
• When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. Erma Bombeck -- Harley Rotbart, M.D.
• "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." - Erma Bombeck -- Leighton Arnaiz
• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency) ~ Erma Bombeck -- Cheeky Quotes
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. - Erma Bombeck -- Fitness Viking
• ...but doesn t know if a dime is larger or smaller than a nickel Erma Bombeck -- Clid S Solis-Ang
• "Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere" - Erma Bombeck -- Rob Fisher
• Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere Erma Bombeck -- Kevin Green

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