Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ethel Merman I'm a crusher
Actress, singer (Famous from There`s No Business Like Show Business)
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Ethel Merman is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Ethel Merman
50+ girl-crushers
Rated by - So glad I get to sit at the airport for 6 hours before my flight.. -- Emily Rendleman
- Me: The ultimate version of "Anything You Can Do [etc]" is when Ethel Merman sang it on THE MUPPET SHOW with Miss Piggy. 1/2 -- Stage Door Podcast
- Brown simpson hmmm ethel merman is in town steve the cleaning lady brookilner brookliner mormon fractured a law or two special shell casings -- peter bollini
- Ethel Merman was wrong. Show business is like show business. So there is some business like show business. -- Will George
- In bed sick watching Ethel merman and thankful my son is with his grandparents having fun while mom and fad are plague ridden. -- meandtheboy
- In this room, playing Ethel Merman's version of Rose's Turn is probably the safest choice. -- JS Fauquet
- We're watching Gypsy on PBS and the song "Everything's Comin' Up Roses" and all I can see in my head is Ethel Merman in Airplane : ) -- Ms Mel Dade
- LOLOL Shouty tacky lady number 1 shouted, "N!" Momo & I LOL'd and Momo said, "Who is she, Ethel Merman?" This is tacky goodness. -- Liz
- I really enjoy listening to 20's-50's style music, voice quality back when was awesome, Ethel Merman, Louie Armstrong, some good stuff -- Kyle
- Apropos of nothing ethel merman is great -- squab forcemeat
- She is the Broadway bitch in all of us. -- Gretchen
- Ethel Merman and Burgess Meredith together is the finest thing ever to happen. -- Fig shortage
- Ethel merman is love just saying BUT OMG THAT IS LIKE MY FAVE MUSICAL EVER ;_____; -- marmice
- Ethel merman is auditioning! -- Poison Lipstick
- My favorite thing my studio instructor says is, "No Ethel Merman." Lol -- Tag Sadler
- Fact: Ethel Merman loved Christmas so much that she kept her Christmas tree up all year round. -- Celebrity Facts ;)
- Why is there not yet a musical about Ethel Merman's life? Patti LuPone isn't getting any younger! -- Noah Pyzik
- The fact that I'll never get to see Ethel Merman on the stage is depressing. -- Lydia
- I'm so congested I'm thinking of perfecting my Ethel Merman voice ... or the dad in Family Guy -- MRG
- My new favorite thing to do is Sing Ke$ha's Timber in my Ethel Merman's voice. -- The Real K Flynn
- TIL Ethel Merman wasn't really half man, half fish. She was, in fact, originally named Doris Siren, and was discovered singing on a rock. -- Bruce Lawson
- Wait wait wait. Not to be blasphemous but what was the thing about Ethel Merman in "Annie Get Your Gun" that we are all so into? I forget. -- Wyatt Fenner
- Ethel Merman? I SERIOUSLY HATE CHRISTMAS MUZAK. Good thing P is finally on her way. -- Auntie Em
- What do dragons, Ethel Merman, and the circus have in common? The early 70s Christmas special my 6yo is watching. -- Maggie Smith
- "He thinks he's Ethel Merman ... War is hell." -- Jeff Giles
- Now Playing, Ethel Merman A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody from Cocktail Hour # -- WNMC Radio Playlist
- Totally off subject, I don't know what it is about Idina Menzel, her voice is like nails on a board to me, like an operatic Ethel Merman. -- Gina J
- I now look like the mutant love child of Sebastien Chabal and Ethel Merman. I hope this is progress -- W.E. Godfrey
- According to Urban dictionary she is a wise woman -- Natalie Rodriguez
- Johnny Depp is the Wolf in 'Into the Woods'. Only has 2 scenes. And still manages to play his pansexual weirdness w/12 year old Ethel Merman -- david castro
- She is a star I've never understood. And yet I love her anyway! -- Kyle Hance
- Happy Birthday, David Bowie! I'm sorry that my impression of you is more Ethel Merman than Ziggy. -- Andrew Lowden
- Help! My life is complete: I have finally seen Ethel Merman as Lola Lasagna in TV's Batman. Please send future reasons to live. -- David Benedict
- My mom is currently singing along to Linkin Park in an Ethel Merman voice -- Beatrix Kiddo
- Capturing an Ethel Merman LP means everyone in the room is now doing their best impression of her singing. -- Joey Marez
- Neil Patrick Harris is actually the love child of Ethel Merman and Bob Hope. -- Gwenhwyfar Grinch
- Just found out there's another business like show business. So disillusioned. Throwing out all my Ethel Merman blow-up dolls. -- Ted Bird
- I really love the old-timey music they put on in Starbucks, but how are they gonna play I Got Rhythm and not use the Ethel Merman version? -- Carol
- My vibrato is a little... Ethel Merman today. -- Chris Starkid Arroyo
- my Ethel Merman impersonation isn't that good. -- Egg Man
- "Is ETHEL MERMAN dead? OK yep" -my work day -- subjectivve
- There is a distinct chance of pace and rhythm in Ethel Merman's song I Got Rhythm. She has a pretty powerful voice too. -- Cameron Lawson
- Ethel Merman's voice in "I Got Rhythm" is the most powerful part of the song -- Midori
- It sounds like Ethel merman's I got Rhythm is AAbA -- Demetrios Skritakis
- I got rhythm- cool ascending horn intro, really enjoyed Ethel Merman's voice. Has a broadway musical feel to it -- T Dwyer
- She is my spirit guide. -- Dārth Chèrí
- She is the queen of sass and I love her -- Sarah
- I found a record in a thrift store of the OBC of "Gyspy" with Ethel Merman, so you could say I'm having a pretty baller day. -- ALLIS☮N RENEE
- "I Got Rhythm" Ethel Merman- very distinct vocals, enjoyed the tempo change from the intro to the chorus -- Jill Michelhaugh
- Apparently being sick just enhances my Ethel Merman impersonation... -- Raven Woods
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