I have a crush on Iliza Shlesinger and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Iliza Shlesinger

American, Comic (Famous from 2009 Last Comic Standing winner)

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Iliza Shlesinger is straight. She is a sexy and fabulous woman. Men love her. She has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

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LCS... Perfect! Gives a new look to comedy from a female perspective with edge w/o looking like she's trying to hard! -- james
ILIZA SHLESINGER WAR PAINT IS ON NETFLIX -- Mallory
the list goes on and on. the iliza shlesinger one really compelling. -- trivagofella
very nasty comedy tonight in Paname Art Cafe, you got that Iliza Shlesinger vibe, keep the jokes coming ! -- doublox
My favorite part of post workout food. And how cute is Iliza Shlesinger on Joe Rogan's podcast? view -- Niles Felterbush
She is life. But watcher her stand up makes me miss -- be-rad
She is my new bae -- Reggie Burke
"This isn't a push-up bra, it's body armor, and this ain't makeup sweetheart, it's war paint, let's make a baby!" she is great -- bri ❃

Iliza Shlesinger: Freezing Hot - 9:30PM Friday, September 26th. The show is being videotaped for NETFLIX @ The Gothic Theater -- Spencer Luke Nemer
It's strange: I found Iliza Shlesinger really interesting when she appeared on the WTF Pod, but I really loathe her stand-up persona. -- Chase Thomas
She is life -- spooky bae
Iliza shlesinger is relentless -- Caroline Botwin
that analogy was so good, it was the like the Iliza Shlesinger of analogies. -- Jonathan
I don't find women funny in all honesty. Like Iliza Shlesinger? Would fuck her to death, but never really laughed at her jokes. -- johnny
She is my icon hero abd leader -- Olivia Nelson
She is hilarious -- Cameron
Iliza shlesinger's freezing hot is certainly not a waste of an hour. catch it if you have netflix. if not you are fucked. -- ☯ billy jack gisher
Comedian she is so funny, just finished watching War Paint -- Alexa
She is absolutely hilarious -- Trophy Wife Material
She is life -- spooky donglover
I don't find women funny in all honesty. Like Iliza Shlesinger? Would fuck her to death, but never really laughed at her jokes. -- captain johnny
"Our smile is our Jedi mind trick." -Iliza Shlesinger -- Nikki Slattery
Comedian she is so funny, just finished watching War Paint -- Xalk-o'-Lantern
Iliza shlesinger is a babe. -- Jimmy Bell Jr

Need date night ideas? Check out comedian Shlesinger at tonight. We'll park your car so you don't miss laughs! -- Luxe Valet
"The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring." - Iliza Shlesinger -- Spooki Etinni
Somehow just found free tickets to shlesinger in SF on Sunday night! So excited to see my favorite comedian -- Terrell W. Orr
She is performing in Ft. Lauderdale in a hour. And I'm missing it. Obviously -- Bojack Horseman
She is my queen -- Krystal Cappola
She is seriously hilarious. Watch her special on Netflix and laugh at her goat noises. -- Bryton
She is my new favorite comedian! War Paint was hilarious omg i love her soo much new bae -- ❤️Little Red❤️
She is so weird and so funny. I love her -- Odalis
She is so weird and so funny. I love her -- Hillary Doria
She is really god damn funny. Forge has spoken! -- Forge
She is my favorite comedian -- isabel
"This isn t a push-up bra, it s body armor, and this isn t makeup, sweetheart, it s warpaint." - Iliza Shlesinger -- Colleen Dougan
She is fucking hilarious. -- angelaaॐ
She is hilarious -- Sam Cotton
She is hilarious -- Greta Schunder
Iliza Shlesinger honestly is the funniest comedian alive -- Herin Warner
She is my new favorite person -- Rachel Roberts
"I'm gonna go to art school online and learn to draw dragons so I can manage a hot topic." -Iliza Shlesinger -- Michelle Alwine
. shlesinger at So good, had to see twice! -- Chris B. Weatherby
She is the best. Intense KY jelly. Thats all I have to say. I didn't know ants on a penis would be funny. -- Brown Bear
"If you're an adult, then your weekend represents 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life that you work so hard for." - Iliza Shlesinger -- Terrell A. Hicks
Is it wrong that 2 of the girls in our office and I just randomly quote Iliza Shlesinger stand up...like random sheep sounds. -- Lori Vann
She is my idol -- Britt
She is freaking hilarious -- Sam
I don't typically like female stand up comedians but she is absolutely killing me. -- Emma Maki
She is pretty much my idol hah -- Ciara Caldwell