Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jo Brand I'm a crusher
English comedian
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Jo Brand is straight. She is a real woman. So you have a girl-crush on her? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jo Brand
50+ girl-crushers
Rated by - Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand -- 1D♥
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate' - Jo Brand -- De'Longhi SA
- InaTruck: Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand -- TêJäū§
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand -- Cajun In a Truck
- Random food quote of the day: Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." - Jo Brand -- The Editor
- Especially my Citizenship, my Jo Brand letter is like my pride and joy xD -- Batman
- YES. Thank you!!! It does matter!!!! Bak-lava!!!!! she is about the only person I will accept saying it ba-klava. -- spensta
- Thank goodness Jo Brand eased our loss with So hard to say goodbye when all contestants so lovely -- Eli Jones
- Our club night tomorrow is a one act play - 'Mental' by Jo Brand and Helen Griffin, and directed by Debra James. Doors at 7 for 730pm start. -- Neath Little Theatre
- She is hilarious -- Emma
- Watching with the fantastic Jo Brand & that packet mix boy is getting on my tits -- Richard Pughe
- They really should give Jo Brand 'The Apprentice - You're Fired' gig. -- whydidhessfly
- Watching Jo Brand's bake off show. I think it is the best thing on tele - shit cakes, crushes AND SO.MUCH.JOY. -- miriam
- She is me -- Tasha
- I like Bake Off, but the 'Extra Slice' is just more cheap filling of space. A low point for Jo Brand. -- Richard Balls
- Surely if you fancy an extra slice of GBBO, then she is the worse person to turn to... -- Lewis Waddingham
- Jo brand is ready and waiting -- Lucy❋
- One of my favourite things in the world is Jo Brand cracking up at her own jokes on QI. -- anni
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand -- Alexis Avila
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~ Jo Brand -- chocodot hazet
- I may disagree with her politics but she is the only female comedian to actually make me laugh. -- Alessia
- She is definitely one of my favourite female comedians -- Frankenstein's Place
- What i can't quite get my head around is that Jo Brand, the comic, has a repertoire of jokes that are sexist towards men and she has been.. -- Ben.
- ........Yes I am being ironic. Pair of them about as funny as a rotting fog locker. Alan Carr & Jo Brand are more amusing. Well. Maybe not, -- Lionel Godwit
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate - Jo Brand -- Mealspirations
- Anything is good if it's made of Jo Brand -- KM Culinary Class
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. -Jo Brand- -- Sindikat Kuliner
- Jo Brand on immigration: "David Cameron is frightened because he is leaking support from the Tories to UKIP." -- BBC Question Time
- Jo Brand to Michael Gove "to say private schools are doing their utmost to help out kids in the community...is a travesty and a lie" -- Mohammed Ansar
- I am so used to hearing about deaths on comment that it gave me a nasty turn to see Jo Brand trending. Good to see she's still with us. -- Anna Roberts
- It was great to see Jo Brand looking so well last night, even more so next to the hideously artificial Amanda Platell -- PhilosophyGold
- I'm so glad I missed and the disgusting Jo Brand -- The Proud Brit
- More people need to be like Jo Brand and say how vile the Daily Mail is, one of the worst newspapers in the world -- Gwyn Daniel Jenkins
- "Some appalling man in a white van' shouted abuse at me so I went a ripped his windscreen wipers off" Jo brand what a woman -- Farah
- Man I wished jo brand had comment she a very funny lady -- ashleymccammon
- Jo Brand agrees with Amanda Platell on welfare. The moment you know for sure that this country is well and truly fucked. -- richard lafette
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand -- acomer.es
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~ Jo Brand -- Chocodot indonesia
- First highlight of 2015 is seeing Jo Brand attempt to run. -- Callum Brown
- Why the fuck is Jo Brand trending. shes not a dame is she -- chris latimer OBE
- This 'Hootenanny' has just been perfected with the addition of Jo Brand's jokes about being fat and her husband being a cunt. -- Alex
- Why is Jo Brand such a bitter twat? -- Richard_66447
- Jools, can you drop the annual reminder that she isn't funny, because the rest of the show is brilliant -- Barry Kenny
- Amy: "Jo brand is one of those people that is supposed to be funny but she's really not" Maddy: "SHES JUST FAT" We were all thinking it. -- BETH
- Jo brand you are hilarious. The first cut is the deepest . -- vicki5
- If Jo Brand can make a living from not being funny then so can I. -- Luke
- why is jools asking jo brand what is she doing next year; in 2016? -- Rich Coll
- 2015: she is still doing 1987's fat jokes. -- Barry Collins
- Jo brand is seriously unfunny -- Stew McIntyre
- Jo Brand wouldn't have a career if she couldn't make jokes about being fat. She's so shit. -- Fazak
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