John Terry

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• She is returning to Cobham to begin a coaching consultancy role at the Chelsea Academy. More here. -- Chelsea FC
• Who would you say is the most hated player in the Premier League? Other than the obvious John Terry, I think Danny Rose is up there. -- JT
• And as for the twats distributing the she is gay lyrics... Your mum must be so pround of you! Grow up! -- Rod
• Sadly she is so out of pace :( -- jian
• This Wii London is a lie then? ThisCantGoOn Lovely work Heh Whiteboard troll Parents avoid enraging pedestrians by not inviting John Terry -- pikesley_ebooks
• Why is pace even a thing on Fifa if John Terry can beat Theo Walcott in a foot race 9 times out of 10. Makes me maaaaaaad -- Coeulle
• Chelsea captain John Terry leads way in warm-down after being left on the bench for his side's win against Southampton -- Chelsea FC News
• Wayne Bridge going in im a celebrity is a brave move. Triple dog dare John Terry to go round and shag his wife -- Thomas Craven
• Plenty of players that were world class too.. john terry? Rooney? The list goes on! The premier league is still the best league in the world -- Tom Williams
• She is the only footballers' name carys knows, and seems to be getting him mixed up with messi -- Lilliė
• So fifa say no poppy allowed. Do you think that would'VE stopped John Terry wearing one? -- ChelTel
• When it's OK to interrupt my teaching: 1. If someone is hurt 2. If the building is on fire 3. If John Terry walks into the class -- Matjaz
• Had to go to south Essex crematorium for a work meeting yday (randomly) & John Terry was there at the same time SO weird! -- Melissa
• Someone legit said Chelsea's manager is John Terry -- Samuel
• Today is the seven year anniversary of the day I saw John Terry in Epsom branch of Argos -- Emily
• Just heard Wayne Bridge is heading into the Jungle for "I'm a celeb". Bet John Terry's over the moon he's away for a bit -- Daniel O'Reilly
• Another 100 years or so before the game sees another defender like John Terry -- Mtaa Mentality
• John Terry's recent Instagram Post is the reason he should retire -- Saif
• Gary cahill is the new john terry. a center back scoring goals day in day out. -- Don Shatta
• Real Madrid interested in Marcus Rashford It's like John Terry being interested in winning Mastermind. Never gonna happen -- The United Stand
• I think john terry is guna be found guity police moved to nxt stage afta quizzin fan witness, not surprised hope hes bannd 4 life -- Shella Haefely
• Imagine being John Terry watching us defend this season -- Kelly
• This England team is literally crying out for John Terry -- Danny Longman
• My fan base thinks Gary Cahill is a great successor to John Terry, but Kante should be gone. im gonna go kill myself -- K
• John stones isn't fit to lace John Terry's boots he's fucking toss -- conan levi wheatley
• John Terry and Glenn Murray epitomize what Britain really is. Hard graft no nonsense approach. -- Josh
• Rio Ferdinand and the c**t John Terry had that X-factor and we saw it from a young age. Stones is just media hoping -- Edward Iputo
• So commentators bashing John Stones for keeping the ball. I'm for it. Haven't won shit by playing the John Terry way have we? -- Kam
• Hope she is pumping Wayne Rooney's misses right now -- BrokenY2Jay
• John terry is made for games like this. such a shame. -- Josh Williams
• Southgate wearing an armband with a poppy on it along with a poppy is ridiculous. Shades of John Terry at an awards ceromony -- Matt Brown
• As much as I don't like the guy, do you reckon John Terry misses games with a broken toe? Maybe that's the commitment Jose is used to... -- Stuart Walkinshaw
• Also it's just worth noting that Blanco saying "CB like the player John Terry" is the best bar I've heard this year -- Jake / J Bandz
• FACT: John Terry brought both Matt and Saara costumes along to the final so he could celebrate on stage. -- Alistair Coleman
• Fair play to John terry winning quiet season so far but hopefully this will boost my fantasy team for the rest of the year -- Luke Charlton
• Some joke about John Terry in this somewhere too, but fucked if I can be arsed really. -- Sten Lords-a-leaping
• Little known fact but Matt Terry is the son of Chelsea Cheater John Terry. -- Jon Steele-Mills
• If someone out there isn't mocking up a Matt Terry John Terry X factor winners picture then the internet is broken. -- Rich Foster
• John Terry's cousin Matt wins XFactor! Rumour has it John is a better dancer -- Moaning Mike
• This is so rigged They gave John Terry a loads catchier song -- Lukehoostawking 🐼
• I hear she is waiting in the wings to pick up the xfactor trophy if matt terry wins -- Tim cloherty
• Dear God. Now that John Terry geezer on xFactor is singing it. -- Steve⚽Gooner⚽Martin
• The only good thing I can say about Matt Terry is at least he isn't John Terry -- Fat Lass Shrugged
• John Terry did Wayne Bridge a favour coz he cum out of it wif much better lukin woman coz Frankie is Beautiful..... -- philly angus
• I hate Matt Terry more than John Terry. And she is a massive cunt. -- Ab Fab
• I presume if Matt Terry wins, everybody is going to do a joke about John Terry appearing on stage in his Chelsea kit. -- Andrew Stewart
• bosses have made it clear that John Terry is unlikely to be offered another deal. [The Sun] -- Chelsea_Info
• bosses have made it clear that she is unlikely to be offered another deal. -- gyamfi owusu k isaac
• However, she is very keen to be part of fifth Premier League title victory, if the club do prevail in May. [Telegraph] -- Chelsea HQ
• Ballack, Pirlo, Zola, Lampard, Ashley Cole and John Terry on the coaching staff. Now that really is the dream team. -- Zak

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