Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jordan James I'm a crusher
American soccer player-coach
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Jordan James is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jordan James
50+ girl-crushers
Rated by - that Jordan James geezer in particular is complete scum -- The Arsenal
- is this the real Jordan James Parker? -- Toby Rose
- Jordan: "James said he knows you?! He said 'oh i hung out with her shes so beautiful!' & i was like thats my bae!" Aweee -- 'Promethaqueen
- -- JordanLehossinNUFC
- if these 2 r Jordan & James respectively then who is vishwanathan Anand? Larry bird? -- iyer
- Reading that letter from Jordan James made me cry, and writing one back made me start to ball so proud of him! -- Desirae
- She is doing something? What? -- Coaster
- UCLA is forced to establish a run game and so far so good. Jordan James with another first down. -- Go Joe Bruin
- Jordan, james and kevin on a creature game night is it my birthday -- sun❄
- "If you don't have as many points as the other guys when the thing is over, you probably have lost the sport" -LeBron "Michael Jordan" James -- Taylor Wright
- Jordan James x Show You Off is my jam. -- Alice.
- She is a better running back..idk why coach mora takes him out -- A-Z
- This nigga Jordan James agility and acceleration is on -- ✨D.O.M✨
- Cal does a really bad job of tackling Jordan James, who runs about 7 yards with a defender latched onto him, into the end zone. 17-14 UCLA -- Pacific Takes
- My nephew is a beast!!! Jordan James Sterns for OSU!!! <3 <3 <3 Great game baby!! -- KelleySpencerPhotos
- Wtf is Jordan & James -- Stevie J
- Man, seeing Jordan, James, & Shep grow into what they are now is crazy .. -- 3⃣
- If jordan, james and ross are in the same place it sure is heaven -- spookieEmi
- She is the man -- Justin Schoeph
- she is THE man for Guts, power and glory on that TD run. 17-14 Bruins 2Q. -- ron kays
- Whos is this jordan james guy -- Angel
- She is a man -- Tony
- She is a strong young man. -- Fernando Gallo
- Jordan james is the queen of mean -- dylan
- She is a idiot -- OGBIGMIKE
- Yea buddy! God is great! My son Benjamin and my god son Jordan James! CHEA! :) -- DJMC Brownie
- She is new and has tried to get with the whole volleyball team in 1 quarter ... -- Wilkes Central Comic
- Michael Jordan's brother is named James Jordan. My son is named Jordan James -- Chris Schmontgomery
- Idk why they trippin on D Rose if it ain't for him it ain't for him & only he knows his body so stop comparin him to Jordan, James & Bryant! -- Awap
- Nights like this the only people I wanna talk to is jordan , James , and keitha -- Genephia
- Every guy i've seriously liked has had a J middle name: Jordan, James, James, (technically none, but Juarez), Justin, Jordan? I AM CURSED. -- Ridley
- Alex Smith is NOT Malone, Jordan, James...Alex is John Stockton! Get the ball to the playmakers, let them do their thing... very cool w/that -- KCCHIEFS.JIM
- I swear I was so happy to see jordan james & them that I dapped them up like 20 times lol -- Alvin Olbes
- So Jordan James Parke went through the knife just to look like kim? How dumb can a person be? Smh -- $UҎEƦŁλZ
- The British makeup artist Jordan James Park so admires Kym Kardashyan that decided to become the copy of the idol. -- J.Man
- JORDAN JAMES KUZMA TELL ME WHO THE FUCK JIMMY IS NOW -- little lex ✨
- I've met Jordan James and spencer so I don't need the bag. -- Im not thirsty
- joe sucks, knife for Jordan. James, throw gorilla poo at Kevin. Seamus is not sarcastic enough and Alex needs to smile ;3 -- Nox223
- Jordan James Parke sure is one stupid fuck, huh? Just one more dumb ass contributing to the stupid that's already in the world. -- The Space Cowboy
- Jordan James. I don't understand why he made the lips so... Idk the word. He looks like jigglypuff -- SuperNova Girl
- {A Stream with James and Jordan} James:Get the fuck out Jordan this is my kill Jordan:James pls James:GET OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT -- thecatsmeow
- Movie moments: Top Gun, (1986), Your ego is writing checks your body can t cash , Captain Tom Stinger Jordan (James Tolkan) -- David G. Hallman
- Bitch, does this Jordan James Parke really exist? -- Luiz Sérgio
- Why is it that I have one good friend? One!? & he lives in fucking Washington I miss my Jordan James too much. -- Hailey Alease
- (self progression is my only concern live and learn die with what you earn)- Jordan James Goodnight -- Rxchmind
- Jordan James Parke is stupid, I swearr. -- ✖️
- Oh God guys have you heard about some Jordan James dude ? This guy is mad Oo -- Shaun not the sheep
- Lost for words at that jordan james bloke/girl/thing whatever it is instagram page. Got lips like a fanny and caked in make up. -- Samuel Rigley
- Sometimes i wonder if jordan james is real or just a bad parody account -- bailea sparkles
- So she is going to be on body shockers -- mckennaa
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