June Cleaver

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• patty is that June Cleaver pictured on your account? -- Tom Wilson
• All you need is June Cleaver's pearls and pumps, and you'll be set! -- MHarvey
• where is June Cleaver. We could leave them to Beaver;) -- Anna
• That mom at the bus stop that is one Tequila away from an orgy, but tries to be June Cleaver in front of the other parents. -- Sly Dog
• Interesting evolution from June Cleaver to Bev. is my most favorite tv mom everrrrr -- Donna G
• Ohhhh! Your WASP mom is like June Cleaver? Well, mines like an older Gloria Pritchett. -- Thoter Thomas.
• But he'll be living it up and I'll be busy being June Cleaver and shit. -- Andy Luck
• . More than that. She believes that HE is the only way. :( June Cleaver sucks. -- Tina Brooks.
• She is a babe -- Connor Metcalf
• Too bad she is not available to translate the narrative into "jive" or hip hop ragtime. Maybe this mob can understand those words -- UF
• "Selling spirituality to modern Christians is like selling patriotism to Americans or motherhood to June Cleaver" -- Robert Farrar Capon
• You may call her "superwoman" but all she really wants to be is June Cleaver -- Charryse Johnson
• Does the fact I gave my guy an apple fritter from the gas station negate my June Cleaver goodness of being up at 5 am making him coffee? -- Lynn
• Selling spirituality to modern Christians is like selling patriotism to Americans or motherhood to June Cleaver - Robert Capon -- Donavon Riley
• I am NO June Cleaver. I put Beef Stew stuff in Crock Pot well before 1pm & meat is NOT COOKED yet. Hubs said have cereal, but milk's low. -- J. Bo.
• I love this June Cleaver, mom-of-the-year act that Theresa is pulling. I want motherhood to soften her, but she can stay conniving. -- Heather Hughes
• Elizabeth May on Sat nite @ press dinner is what happens when women MPs are taught 2 act like "June Cleaver" on the Hill. They blow up. -- Charlene Desrochers
• Mom "whoever marries each of you is getting a prize. Brian needs to get a June Cleaver type. Brent you're like your dad" -- Brian Graham
• How sad is it that June Cleaver always dresses the same but I can still identify the episode from a framegrab of her? -- Bill Chambers
• Cindy hill is up there with june cleaver and carol brady -- Pete Hill
• I am SO comfy in the kitchen. I LOVE cooking and serving. Getting my June Cleaver on. I'm SO traditional AND Honey loves that! -- Chana M. Doreaux
• Show any kind of emotion that isn't a June Cleaver smile and you're automatically crazy. -- Rena
• Feel like June Cleaver. Vacuuming and baking in a skirt..unlike her, I can't take the boys fighting anymore, so I'm out in a few. -- Mindy Brown
• Crazy Bitch is my favorite song about June Cleaver. -- joe
• It sounds so anti June Cleaver to say I don't want to cook dinner but I don't want to cook dinner. I don't wanna!!! -- Annie Apple
• Mimi_wells: June Cleaver dinner tonight! Meatloaf, baby limas, and garlic-parm mashed potatoes--once they're "forky" enough to mash! -- Southern Cooking App
• Holly Homer is tonight's keynote speaker to welcome attendees. Do you remember June Cleaver Nirvana? -- Glamorous Moms™
• In retrospect June Cleaver and Donna Reed are terrifying. Always so cheerful. Always prepared. Most likely had freezers full of human steak. -- RedEidolon
• He's talking about a robotic Stephord Wife who is likely light skint or reminiscent of June Cleaver. Not a real woman who is conservative. -- Thotka Khan
• Hillary is going with a June Cleaver look, with a dash of Pol Pot. -- Russell MacDonald
• I think it is the expectation of Martha Stewart hostess perfection combined w Yiddish June Cleaver sangfroid that gets me. Plus my mother. -- Jessica Epstein
• Just call me June Cleaver..all I am missing is the apron -- ✨Jenn ✨
• I'm in an 80's music kinda way today so its blasting in my ears as the banana muffins are cooking. So June cleaver of me -- Kim Plasket
• My neighbor is dropping by after kids go to school & we'll go to the salon. I need to find my June Cleaver Manners book & pearls, STAT! -- Tanya Duncan
• The limited word space is antagonizing. I wonder if there are other woman stuck in a Betty Crocker / June Cleaver nightmare? -- Zelda Tidwell
• I'm really dressed like June Cleaver today -- Southern Girl
• Ranch turkey burgers, sweet potatoes, broccoli, & Brussels sprouts for dinner, all courtesy of yours truly. June Cleaver would be so proud. -- Chelsea Hughes
• Nasty woman is the new June Cleaver. -- mary
• Shit out there like Tinder and y'all thinking 35 is bad? Good luck finding June Cleaver nowadays. -- C00P
• LRT... Who is June Cleaver? -- Nick
• When the TV cameras are turned on Hillary Clinton is June Cleaver. When they're turned off she's Alice Kramden. -- Fairly Unbalanced
• She plays June Cleaver so well. -- 🚛Lea 🎃🎃
• This radio-controlled she is RELENTLESS -- Quesos del Diablo
• My life goal is to be June Cleaver. -- Tina Belcher
• UPDATE: Since your dishwasher is down, you have to hand wash everything! you feel like June Cleaver!! Ugh...make it stop!!!!! -- IoT Updates Bot
• Obviously I love it. The Zombie Housewife costume is what June Cleaver would look like if she was undead. -- Tommye Hartpence
• I only just realized the jive taking lady in Airplane! is June Cleaver. I'm slow. -- Klokateer #1379
• I for damn sure not finna be June Cleaver when I get married so miss me with that. I clean, you clean too, I cook you cook ain't no 80/20 -- Camille
• If you could spend the day with a fifties tv mom who would you chose my choice is either june cleaver or june lockhart on lassie -- richardleeherndon
• Russia is our buddy. Germany can't call itself our ally. What's next? I'm currently shopping for June Cleaver pearls. Watch out Japan... -- thinkingwoman ✌️

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