Martine Mccutcheon

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• What is the time table for Martine McCutcheon's world tour? I can't wait. I'm going to wear a custom T shirt -- Hughiesayz
• Best thing about is my uncanny Martine McCutcheon cockney impression'If you can't say it at Christmas, when can you ey' -- Lucy Newell
• Omg omg omg my inner child is freaking out right now, martine mccutcheon commented me! This day couldn't get any better -- .
• Is it just me or does Lola look just like Martine McCutcheon -- DineInOut
• Oh lordy Martine McCutcheon - sorry, Lola - is crying again. And talking about fish again. Bloody good voice though. -- Sugarscape
• This is the worst time Mick Hucknell was covered since Martine McCutcheon vomited on him in that cab. -- R-Pooz
• Can't get over how awful Martine McCutcheon's plastic surgery is. -- Joseph Larkowsky
• "I believe love isn't simple.. And it's one of the things that makes people break all the rules." Martine McCutcheon view -- Wordsonlife
• Best thing about Knebworth? Martine McCutcheon being sick in Mick Hucknall's hair. I don't care if it's true or not, still the best thing. -- MrPaulRobinson
• *sits back and wait for the commissions to roll in* As Martine McCutcheon said 'This is my moment'. -- Dan Preston
• *switches back on* Martine McCutcheon, seriously?! *switches back off* -- Gareth Joy
• Just when is Martine McCutcheon rushing out for an interview or photo shoot? -- Jason R
• What is Martine McCutcheon's secret? Why is she so fucking happy all the time? -- Fraser Keegan
• Erm, Other than yoghurt adverts, how is Martine Mccutcheon still a celeb? Don't get me wrong she is lovely. Just don't know what she does. -- Belicious
• Kitty Wilson on really sounds like Martine McCutcheon.had 2check cast list but of course it's talented Ami Metcalf. -- Layna Thompson
• Only thing I recall was that Martine McCutcheon once vomited on him when drunk, not because he was singing/is ugly. -- BaronDeCharlus
• is that Milan? Martine McCutcheon's rag tag band of winners? -- Paul Hamilton
• Lola 'bangers' Saunders is the new Martine McCutcheon, wearing wooden legs -- Shitney Cuntstone
• Martine McCutcheon +1 stone is good. -- Rah
• Lola Saunders looks so much like Martine Mccutcheon -- Lucy
• That Martine McCutcheon can really wail. Dodge dress though... -- mrwriterman
• I keep thinking this gal is Martine McCutcheon -- Philip Reed
• Lola is 100% Martine McCutcheon -- Lauren Batchelor
• Why is Natalie from "Love Actually" (Martine McCutcheon) on my TV singing ABBA's "Mamma Mia"? Thanks, Jamaican TV, for being so random. -- Elizabeth Riley
• Lola looks like Martine McCutcheon according to Moms. That really is as insightful as it gets with this malarkey -- Joseph Harake
• I've said it before and I'll say it again - that is Martine McCutcheon on the X Factor. It fucking is. -- Katie
• Martine McCutcheon is doing alrite on XFactor -- Gerd Kelly
• When is it Martine McCutcheon week? -- Bibi Does Soho
• Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon are so cute together. -- Miamii M. Mansour
• So last night have several nightmares and by the end of it all meet Martine McCutcheon and we become best friends! What is that all about?! -- Kacey O'Neill
• Has Louis Walsh really not compared Lola to "a young Martine McCutcheon" yet? Or is he just biding his time? -- Jonny Dodds
• Lola is like a cross between martine mccutcheon and stacey slater -- Steph Bouyioukkas
• I really like Martine Mccutcheon on X factor, hope she doesnt gave to go back to fish factory shes been working in since eastenders -- Pollyann
• Why is Martine McCutcheon on the X Factor? -- Adam B
• Martine McCutcheon is next! -- LucyFortuneMakeup
• Next up its Martine McCutcheon, or is it Stacy Slater noooo it's Lola Saunders :) -- Cheryl Haskell
• OK, what is between CARTER, MOON, QUEEN VICTORIA and MARTINE MCCUTCHEON? Comment below if you know what it is... -- The Link
• A good friend is # Martine mccutcheon. My brother so jealous lol# never Jeremy kyle .... -- stephen silverstone
• Lola is the double of Martine McCutcheon -- The Style Lane
• The irony of how Martine McCutcheon "this is my moment" tune can ruin your day is not lost on me -- Niall Breslin
• Lola Saunders is the love child of lacey turner and martine McCutcheon surely... -- Tatty
• Lola is such a generic Eastenders character. Whitney? Stacey? Martine Mccutcheon? Is that you? -- jade louise walsh
• Everytime I look at her all I see is 50% Stacey from Eastenders and 50% Martine Mccutcheon -- Louise Eastell
• Martine McCutcheon looks a bit younger now. She should sing this is my moment this girl. Back to gutting kippers in morn I think -- The Tea Street Band
• So it s Martine McCutcheon vs One Union J Direction -- Trish D
• My prediction is bottom 2: Bukkake and Martine McCutcheon. Martine to go. -- Stoo Laird
• Yesterday I mentioned Martine McCutcheon in conversation, today someone addressed me as Martine in an email. What is the universe telling me -- Beck Lanehart
• The only thing I know about TT Mick Hucknall is that he had to shave off his ginga dreads after Martine McCutcheon puked on them. -- Dino Goldie
• Aw Martine McCutcheon <3 "This is my momenttttttt *with a slight speech impediment* -- Lee Will Gregory
• Martine McCutcheon being sick in Mick Hucknall s dreads was one of the best things ever though. -- Freya

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