Never be ashamed of having a crush on Melinda Messenger I'm a crusher
British TV presenter (Famous from Photoshoot for the Daily Star)
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Melinda Messenger is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Melinda Messenger
50+ girl-crushers
Rated by - Dominic Littlewood is my hero, the only thing that could make this show better is if Melinda Messenger had her tits out -- Vladimir Raul
- Melinda Messenger when she presented Fort Boyard is the definition of the word MILF -- Joseph Pearce
- Watching Joan Rivers' special on ITV is really upsetting me. Mainly because of the man Melinda Messenger ended up with. -- Mark Smith
- Whatever happened to Melinda Messenger? I really like her. -- Sean Spence
- is just a sexy crystal maze. Melinda Messenger's tits are no match for Richard O'Brien's wits. -- Ludger Brink
- Anyone remember when Sue Perkins was unnecessarily unpleasant to Melinda Messenger on Big Brother? -- Mark Osmond
- Melinda Messenger-still got it. -- MonkFish
- I'm now convinced that Melinda messenger is a robot -- Sarah
- Fort Boyard, What a programme! Melinda Messenger in her prime -- Jon Bennett
- Watching 10-year-old TV, you realise. Melinda Messenger's breasts = Holly Willoughby's breasts. That's how showbiz works! Who's next? -- August Schulz
- Louis Walsh, Myleene and Melinda Messenger (?!) are also major players. -- Abi
- Paloma Faith.... Melinda Messenger on hunger strike. -- Paul
- I've found the worst game show ever on Challenge. Fort Boyard. With a v v orange Melinda Messenger and a cuntish Dirty Den... -- Tim-A-Roberts
- We used to live in a world where Melinda Messenger and dirty Den off eastenders ripped off Richard O'Brien's game show. More innocent times. -- Patrick McCurdie
- Melinda Messenger being the ultimate pin-up -- Ben Llewelyn
- I m commenting from a gorgeous village I used to live in from 97-2001. Melinda Messenger was my neighbour -- Guy Anderson
- [TV] Cowboy Builders (Spike) Tue, May 12, 1:00 PM Glasgow Update: Documentary series. Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger catch up on a c.. -- Glasgow_Cable
- Just saw melinda messenger at bristol airport woo -- beth /// holidays
- Dean Ashton,Melinda Messenger,Diana Dors,John Francome,Billie Piper and anone else from Swindon can fuck off, cost me a fortune on my accum -- David Anthony Bourke
- John Francome, David Hempleman-Adams, Diana Dors, Billie Piper, Mark Lamarr, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Melinda Messenger, we've beaten them all... -- Alan Boon
- Casually just served Melinda Messenger at work. She is so beautiful! I wanted to ask her about Fort Boyard but I didn't. -- Heather Walker
- Melinda messenger does my head in on cowboy builders -- Luke Nelson
- Does melinda messenger have the ability to frown? -- Marcus Newman
- My office is aghast. None of them knew Leslie Grantham did time for murder. Now they're wondering what Melinda Messenger's hiding -- Mungo Sneekeezee
- Melinda Messenger will still get fingered -- Matt Bolton
- Melinda Messenger was the best presenter with Dom in Cowboy the one with light brown hair is very bossy with the builders try there best -- Andrew Shaw
- Melinda Messenger Is fiiiiiine -- Adam Ferguson
- It's still dead weird how she is an interior designer. No thank you -- Edward Sparrow
- Not been out the house today. Reminds me of the time in the mid 90s when I was held as a sex slave by Melinda Messenger for 3 days. -- Stuart Thorpe
- That moment when you own a trade shop and Melinda Messenger rocks in with her camera crew your fucked! -- Luke High Rez
- I want a Fort Boyard Apprentice with Leslie in charge, Melinda Messenger & Jacques as advisors, the losers goes to the tigers -- Cara
- Fort Boyard is on, classic. Melinda Messenger's chest is well and truly hanging out. -- Chris Barnard
- How fit was Melinda Messenger on Fort Boyard man -- James Walmsley
- Melinda Messenger hello! -- Harry Phillips
- Watching Fort Boyard Mmm Melinda Messenger *Homer Simpson drool* -- Ed Kidney
- Melinda Messenger and that dwarf running around Fort Boyard -- Nick Gardiner
- Dream sail/rail croissant companions: Dean Gaffney, Paul Merson, the main guy from Martial Law, Melinda Messenger, High Maintenance. -- Rhys Leyshon Evans
- Ah Lorraine Kelly! In 6 minutes of watching we've had 12 women in lurid pink on a group diet and Melinda Messenger -- lindsey bender
- 3 things have struck me whilst watching an old Fort Boyard. 1. Leslie Grantham's woeful acting, the other two belong to Melinda Messenger -- Maurice Richmond
- 90s Melinda Messenger -- GP Cambridge
- Melinda Messenger, Dirty Den, bare midgets, tigers, loads of mad challenges on a remote island in the sea -- Chap of Steel
- Paloma Faith like Melinda Messenger on acid -- Belts
- Chillin watching fort boyard!! Remember melinda messenger....ooohhhhhh hmmmmm...yeah I would . -- Fitness Nath
- Melinda Messenger was the one -- Jack Nolan
- Ebola in Swindon. Most exciting thing to happen in Swindon since Melinda Messenger first got her boobs out in the Sun. -- Chetan
- Celebrity Nazi Hunt starts tonight, 9pm on BBC2. Presenter Melinda Messenger will test contestants' vigilance levels, plus general mobility. -- Alan Stoob
- She is fantastic. -- Will Young
- Ok she is defos giving out blowys on Cowboy Builders, no one gets that much for free -- rachbabyx
- How is Melinda Messenger 43 -- jack
- Im going to start a campaign to vote for Dominic Littlewood for prime minister and Melinda messenger as deputy prime minister -- richard griffiths
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