Melissa Etheridge

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• Wanda Sykes is the mayor of a 99% white town seeking reelection. Melissa Etheridge plays wistfully in the background. -- Chelsea Torrance
• I am surprised she isn't trending for accidentally inserting herself into Brad and Angelina's divorce. -- Tracy Albright
• I'm the Only one by Melissa Etheridge. My inner rock star come out. What is one song you'd absolutely smash during karaoke? -- Rae Shmrurderrderrr
• Melissa Etheridge "I keep watching you" playing while I soak in the hot tub after a Very Long and Stressful Day. -- nichole berndt
• Melissa Etheridge: Banned By Barnes & Noble: Melissa Etheridge has been banned by Barnes & Noble but she is totally, totally okay wit... -- SYLVESTER NORMAN
• Your periodic reminder that she is an Academy Award-winning singer/songwriter. -- Stephen T Erlewine
• 101 Mix Radio Is Now Playing : Black Velvet By Melissa Etheridge -- DP Radio Updates
• in other news: I see she is coming to A²! Gonna have to get tix for her, too! -- Enrique Martinez
• Are you really up there? Are you CRAZY?! Haha. Imagine people driving by...is that Melissa Etheridge cleaning that roof?! Nahh -- Jay
• is like the love child of Alanis Morissette and Melissa Etheridge. -- Jessica Bledsoe
• I'm hoping Hilary Clinton's 2016 plan is to ask Melissa Etheridge to marry her and move to Mars. -- Lance Van Zanax
• Sheryl Crow and Melissa Etheridge looking hot on cover of AARP magazine. Wait...WHAT? Why is this even in my house? Oh. God. -- Tiffany Midge
• "Life is simple and clear when you make the right choice." Melissa Etheridge -- Om Bijak
• I LOVE YOU SO MUCH Melissa Etheridge!!!!!!!! -- Darla Davis
• I didn't know Melissa Etheridge was a lesbian. Never really made the distinction. Wanna know why? -- Girl4Music22
• A very butch woman wearing a Melissa Etheridge shirt (as if it wasn't obvious already) called me a "bitch". How's your Saturday going? -- Paul Parisi
• There is nothing sadder than winning Melissa Etheridge tickets and having to give them back up. -- Marissa
• "This is M.E." Is the best damn album I have heard in years! Nobody rocks like Melissa Etheridge. -- TheresaLong
• She is still using the POMH "best 2 weeks" ditty in the prelude to IWTCO. -- Rhondda
• She is the "special guest". Who is she? -- Michael Schlabig
• I bought my mom melissa etheridge tickets and she is SO EXCITED -- indiana
• She is like the musical version of Hilary Clinton. With better taste in men. -- Ritz
• Melissa Etheridge was so incensed by the Russian governments recent treatment of the LGBT community[...] -- Mark Chamberlin
• I just realized the M.E. in THIS IS M.E. Stands for Melissa Etheridge. Sometimes I am so stupid. is a great song! -- MyCuzzin Vinni, Esq.
• Guys, she is a really good salesperson. -- Eric Franchi
• Stevie Wonder Melissa Etheridge Paul Mccartney and The Beatles are all on tour&I really want to see them all and im so pissed im not going -- Sam
• Also, um, who is the leading local candidate to do the anthem for Kansas City? I know she is from eastern Kansas, but... -- Craig Barker
• Melissa Etheridge's new album is like a drug. You just want to listen to it over & over again! -- Shannon Cook
• Lea Thompson is slowly becoming Melissa etheridge, which is probably also the plot of back to the future 4 -- Kellerb
• She is no longer my most favorite, but I will still blast "Yes I Am" on loop until my roommates murder me to make it stop. -- illogicalvulcan
• Ok it's official. Melissa etheridge is a genius. -- Dancing Queen
• I think my dog is lesbian I caught her listening to Melissa etheridge -- OG WENTWORTH
• Radio Meltdown: DJ`Tempty is Melissa Etheridge - Come To My Window -- Mercury
• Wait...she is coming to the CAC in November....someone go see her with me. -- Corrie Burlas
• Is Billy Joel Bruce Springsteen? He is not. Is he Paul Simon? No. And neither is he Melissa Etheridge or Chaka Khan. He is a man with a pug. -- Just the Tape
• Melissa etheridge is doing great things for me on this gloomy morning. -- Maureen Bowler
• "Are you ready for a soul correction - a rock and roll spirit resurrection?" ~ Melissa Etheridge . I am so ready! -- Angie Eberhardt
• Just got done with interviewing Melissa Etheridge. Is was kewl! -- Merle Exit
• I just got a notification that she is coming in concert. I think this is my phones way of telling me I'm a raging lesbian. -- Gidget
• "The hand that's trying to force me back is the one that won't let me go." - Melissa Etheridge - Miss California -- Jonathan Friday
• Melissa Etheridge Is Touring This Fall -- Ферапонт Житков
• It's 6:38 Phoenx time....I'm working remotely and someone is BLASTING Melissa Etheridge's "Come to my window" like complete savages -- Shannon
• The possibility of me seeing Melissa Etheridge next month is getting me all kinds of excited.... Holy crap. Dying. -- Abby Spencer
• Let us go then, you and I/When the evening is spread out against the sky/Like Melissa Etheridge upon a table -- Paul Jay Of The Dead
• I'm just saying she is an amazing human -- Danielle Hunter
• This is now a Melissa Etheridge fan account. If you have a problem with that pls DM me. Don't let me hear in the streets. -- Orenthal J Simpkinsn
• Is this Melissa Etheridge calling the game on ESPN2? -- Adam Ogura
• Belting out some Melissa Etheridge and Sam is giving me serious side eye. -- Kaylie Hale
• RIx Lounge is playing Melissa Etheridge right now. I love it, but it doesn't feel very Disney. -- Patti Poblete
• I'll make love to you to a Melissa Etheridge song because she too is singing to a woman IDGAF *come to my window -- DTK

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