Never be ashamed of having a crush on Professor River Song I'm a crusher
River Song is a fictional character created by Steven Moffat and played primarily by Alex Kingston in the British science-fiction series Doctor Who. River Song was introduced to the series as an...
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Rated by - [DATE! He bought a date.] Professor River Song. *offers her hand* -- River Song
- - "I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archeologists!" - "Ah... Professor River Song, archaeologist!" -- Ozymandias
- "Professor River Song. Archeologist." -- flynn & vega
- " "See you around, Professor River Song." "Till next time, Doctor." "Don't wait up."" I JUST REMEMBERED MELODY POND mind fuck -- Mr. Thickdick
- "See you around, Professor River Song." "Till next time, Doctor." "Don't wait up." -- dani
- I never told Clara specifically Professor River Song was a woman. *He laughs to himself.* -- The Doctor
- PROFESSOR RIVER SONG -- coin
- "well then, see u around, professor river song" "till the next time, doctor" "dont wait up" -- a★彡
- Oh! Some chick named Professor River Song gave me a sonic screwdriver. -- Lauren (Sigma)Smith
- Well then, see you around, professor river song -- eula
- The Doctor: Well then. See you around, Professor River Song. -- Penny
- See you around, professor river song -- laura | 14
- The doctor might have mentioned me oh yeah, of course he has! professor river song. sorry, it's just... i never realised you were a woman -- ⛄️❄️
- Quando eu morrer quero que escrevam na minha lapide see you around professor river song till the next time doctor por favor -- natalia
- Professor River Song -- Whovianヾ(●ω● )
- The Doctor: Well then. See you around, Professor River Song. River: Til the next time, Doctor. -- wholock
- See you around, Professor River Song. -- sera scully
- They're bringing back alex kingston/professor river song next season hmmm -- Dean
- ... "Professor River Song, Archaeologist" -- Alceste
- THAT PLOT TWIST ABOUT PROFESSOR RIVER SONG OH MY GOD DI KO YON INAASAHAN OH MY GOSH -- Belle Behil
- O proximo episodio tem vashta nerada e a maravilhosa Professor River Song amo essa temporada -- keilão
- -There's only one way I'd accept if you ever loved me say it like you're going to come back -Well then, see you around Professor River Song -- Larissa
- I just met professor River Song for the 12th time and I'm still excited to meet her -- CzarCezar
- Kyn il m'a refait penser au see you around professor river song -- lisie 💛
- If Professor River Song moonlighted as a Georgian pop star -- Philippa Clark
- Professor River Song. Archaeologist. -- Molly
- Uh...Professor River Song, Archaeologist. -- Lady Diamond
- well then. see ya around, professor river song. til the next time, doctor. don t wait up OTP -- geli 🍸 holiday
- Professor River Song and Doctor Who -- Elu
- Professor River Song "Doctor Who" -- Chris Womack
- Forever chasing a love like the Dr. and Professor River Song s. -- Logan
- Amy: aren't you going to introduce us? doctor: amy pond, professor river song. me: wow this is awkward -- ⚡️ homo qui vixit ⚡️
- Professor River Song, ARCHAEOLOGIST. -- 🌵 여름.
- See you around, professor river song -- kate in 🇮🇹🌻 [30]
- Happy Valentine s Day to my favourite couple. The doctor and Professor River Song. Hope we get to see more of your adventures. -- Tay
- Thinking of doctor/professor river song, archeologist, on this day and all days, -- becks
- Partners In Time - QUIZ! | I got Professor River Song, who do you get? -- LadySims
- see you around, professor river song. -- 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢.
- --all to meet someone very special to me. This is my wife, Professor River Song. River, this is Graham, Yaz, and Ryan. The new Team TARDIS." -- THIRTEEN
- "what's in that book?" "spoilers" "who are you?" "Professor River Song, university of--" "to me. who are you to me?" "again, spoilers" -- Beatriz
- I want professor river song to **** ** ***** *** * **** -- byron domain shai
- The Doctor, and Professor River Song. Sigh. Be still my bleeding heart. -- Imp's steed
- The Doctor, and Professor River Song. Sigh. Be still my bleeding heart. -- BLACKLIVESMATTER
- Imagine if there was a little easter egg in marvel where we can see doctor who and professor river song having dinner at Asgard -- buff-ering...
- She is breaking my heart. -- Miss Alyss Messaline [Unhealthy Joker Obsession]
- Does anyone else s brain occasionally just professor river song. archeologist. or -- jesse🪐
- Happy birthday to Professor River Song and Captain Jack Harkness. -- Andrew Holmes 💙
- Professor River song -- ⛥ Faeries - 夢な妖精 🧚🏽♀️😈⛥
- Professor River Song, see you around -- 碇シンジ
- IF YOU EVER LOVED ME SAY IT LIKE YOU RE GOING TO COME BACK WELL THEN, SEE YOU AROUND PROFESSOR RIVER SONG -- bruu
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