Suzanne Somers

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• She is shilling something called "3-Way Poncho". That's one of the signs of the Apocalypse, right? -- voyage2k
• Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. -Suzanne Somers -- Ravi Matah
• Suzanne Somers - Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. -- Aditya
• Apparently 4:30am is Suzanne Somers tv slot -- Erick
• Side effects of Suzanne Somers' hormone replacement may include extreme facial blurring. Consult your doctor to see if this is right for you -- crwthless
• Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. Suzanne Somers -- sangita
• "My three way PONCHO that is!" Oh, Suzanne Somers you so crazy -- Sara Schnields
• Pretty sure this pitch for "Suzanne Somers' Most Candid Interview Yet!" is sufficient justification for closing all of my email accounts. -- Jeff Giles
• Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers -- Vilma Croom
• Name for the order is Jack and would you please shriek it in your best Joyce DeWitt or Suzanne Somers voice? You pick. -- Will George
• She is now endorsing ponchos. Happy 22nd anniversary to the Thighmaster. -- maura johnston
• This 3 way poncho infomercial with Suzanne somers is sooooo insane -- êmīłÿ čråñdëłł
• So Suzanne Somers left Three's Company at the height of her fame to costar in Oscar-bait like this little gem. -- Cosmos Mariner
• She is naked. -- sjglass
• I think that she is still the hottest lady n Hollywood -- 93.1 The Wolf
• should do a project with Suzanne Somers & Katherine Heigl. They deserve each other so much. -- Julia Griggs
• She is 67 years old. I'd smash her before I'd smash say 50-60% of these bitches born in the 80s & 90s -- Thurston O'Riley III
• I question a book store's integrity when Suzanne Somers' book is in the business section. -- Elaine Broe
• I subscribe to "Somers" Google alerts so I always know when Suzanne Somers has a big day in the news. -- Brian
• Suzanne Somers - Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. -- -
• ..Suzanne Somers crush those fucking w/ those mastered thighs! -- Blaxunshine
• What upsets me about the newest generation is that they will never understand a Suzanne Somers "thigh master" reference. -- Wendy Zamora
• Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. ~ Suzanne Somers -- LoriMoreno
• LoriMoreno: Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. ~ Suzanne Somers -- TêJäū§
• Suzanne Somers' three way poncho literally proves everything is terrifying after 2am and I'm awake during the devils hour. -- Nickyy O 
• Suzanne Somers knows that this is really a 2 way poncho. You'll buy anything. -- wynter m.
• Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. ~ Suzanne Somers -- Brian Nguyen
• Is it sad that I really really want to own the Suzanne Somers' 3-way poncho? -- Kayley Sopel
• This 3-Way Poncho commercial is unbelievable. So much low body esteem and weirdness. Why, Suzanne Somers?? -- Candy
• Gotta watch for Suzanne Somers 3 way poncho commercial...... I peed myself laughing so hard.... of course -- Larry Caras
• Hurley. Read Suzanne Somers book Cancer is easily cured. Silly bitch misleading vulnerable women everywhere -- IBzStrategies
• is not for sissies, ~Suzanne Somers -- Haskell Easeman
• Suzanne Somers tells the truth about Obama & Hollywood on Cavuto 11/14. The truth is so refreshing. -- FreedomWorks2014
• She is on CNBC. Sees substantial upside for stocks, no sorry meant infomercials. -- James Saft
• Just saw a recent picture of Suzanne Somers. Who'd a thought a Thigh Master could fuck up a face so much!!!! -- Richard Scrotumtree
• Is Suzanne Somers broke? She's on most talk shows selling her garment. SAD, that she needs to appear old & haggard modelling her wears. -- Robert Takeuchi
• Suzanne Somers needs to cover up a bit more of that aging flesh! That's very unattractive! -- Diana Summers
• I have a really hard time remembering which person is Suzanne Somers and which is Sally Struthers. -- Panda T. Bear
• Whenever I'm trying to lose weight I think of the TV movie Devil's Food starring Suzanne Somers. There is no joke there, just truth. -- Nelinda Palomino
• OMG Suzanne Somers 3 way poncho commercial is comedy gold. -- Tracie
• You really want to close that pretty good commercial out with Suzanne Somers and Joe Biden, Syracuse? -- Reuben J. Cogburn
• "...3-way PONCHO that is!!!" - Suzanne Somers repeatedly making same creepy joke to frightened couple in bar. -- Chelsea Coates
• SHUT UP SUZANNE SOMERS I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BLOAT HIDING PONCHO wait the so it comes in black? -- Count Fabula
• There is a general knowledge that I am multi-dimensional, that when you are creative you do a lot of things. - Suzanne Somers -- Evrythng Creativ
• Is there an IMDB for advertisements? I'm looking for the Suzanne Somers (at least I think it was her) correspondence school ad c. late 80's -- Kefir Sutherland
• Suzanne somers is not my friend -- David
• Woke up around 3am today only to find out that she is still making bank. I wanna order this 3-Way Poncho for no reason at all. -- Disisbullshiddilaldo
• Norman says his super star crush is Suzanne Somers -- Mary the Geek
• Whoa she is 67? -- nov 16.
• She is definitely onto something with this 3 Way Poncho. The dilemma? Mocha or Black?!?! -- Tiffany Kiley

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