Never be ashamed of having a crush on Zola Jesus I'm a crusher
American singer-songwriter
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Zola Jesus is straight. She is a sexy and fabulous woman. Men love her. She has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Single Mothers album false flag to distract me specifically from how bad the Zola Jesus album is. Kind of worked. -- Zachary Lipez
- The new zola jesus album is like that time i accidentally took ecstasy before going to work -- russ marshalek
- Zola Jesus Taiga is album of the year. -- Troy McCall
- The new Zola Jesus record leaked and the Inherent Vice trailer is out. This is a great day. -- $$$Yung Rich_N8ive$$
- The last song on the Zola Jesus album is called "It's Not Over" and I don't know why but that makes me so mad. -- David Sackllah
- Idk hew she is but i ~stumbled~ upon her new album and it is going in a lot -- drew
- Let me see if zola jesus - taiga is chill enough -- Adam
- The new zola jesus isn't really anything special....... -- [(CH3)2CHO]CH3P(O)F
- Skin by she is breathtaking -- $arah
- The new Zola Jesus album is everything I wanted the new White Hinterland to be. Except it's less condescending and more genuine. -- John Struman
- The new she is spectacular -- Ron Ron ✌️
- Trying , Too Dress Like Me Is Like Trying Too Fly It's Impossible -- ゾラ
- Mondays are the worst but there's new Godflesh, Zola Jesus, and a Tinashe song so cannot really complain -- Puketown
- Weeping at Zola Jesus' new album it's so good ahhh -- David
- I'm into these new songs zola jesus tracks, but simultaneously very glad I've already seen her tour the past 3 records. -- aidan z
- New she is really really good -- VolksHaran
- So far, so good on this Zola Jesus album. Nice heavy beats, mystical sounds, dark tones. I like this. -- Jett Wells
- Zola jesus announces fall tour for the hell is due. -- Keith Gilson
- Oh dear. I am really happy, but my eyes are leaking while listening to Zola Jesus. -- starlajo
- She is insanely talented her vocals are insane -- brooke
- Oh FUCK zola jesus' new stuff is so good -- Wario Götze
- Raign is such a pound shop version of Zola Jesus. It's hilarious. -- Warren Beckett
- This new Zola Jesus record is gorgeous. Going to enjoy reviewing this one. -- Robert Whitfield
- is that even the hashtag? Zola Jesus, fuck she's boring these days,remember that amazing split she did with LA Vampires? -- Sean Walshe
- And only then because the new Zola Jesus album isn't out yet. MARK YOUR CALENDER. -- James Vogel
- Im really digging this Zola Jesus i just discovered not that long ago... why did i not know about this talent before? -- Acidrodent
- What do we know about Zola Jesus because this song "Go" is fire -- Liz Welle
- She is playing in November. OH MY. -- Lee
- Contactus by zola jesus is one of my fav albums ever by faaar -- jack can't surf
- Oh yeah it turns out I can't go see zola jesus after all life is disappointment -- boo-cy westenra
- IM NAKED & Wine (17), Why? (47) & Zola Jesus (44) & Belle and Sebastian (66) & penguin.. i want bluejays &then arranged -- CASUAL PESSIMIST
- Is my MusicHum professor playing the new Zola Jesus album in class right now? -- MikeChemicalRomance
- I never really clocked zola jesus but ngl that new song is giving off fruit energies that im willing to receive -- BRIAN B
- So, the new zola jesus album is pretty fucking nice -- Oliver Primus
- Skin by zola jesus is a wicked good song. -- noella alice
- This raign is like a lidl zola jesus. like, bargain bin lidl. -- ross.
- Postage is right is real dry cleaning and always loads, stat. she is pancake days on? https:/ t had NO NO chicken, Nicholas. -- P0V3Y
- This is like a bad Zola Jesus. Look her up. -- THEY GOT MY DICK MSG
- She is so full of shit lately. "In her own way, [Miley's} her own Lars Von Trier..." -- jc gonzo
- Zola Jesus's "Conatus" was sort of my soundtrack during my first few months of Uni, so I'm pretty excited to hear her new album -- Chris Doherty-Ingram
- She is love. -- Syed Amir Akasha
- Zola jesus is playing 5 mins from my house next month but £22.50 for a ticket? nahhhh m8 -- Crazy Miss Cokehead
- My aesthetic is muffled zola jesus music in the distance -- Juan Conde
- I FEEL SO EXPOSED WHEN BRIGHT LIGHTS ARE ON LOL -- ˓˓₍꒵꒱ˇㅈˇ꒰꒵₎॰৹౽zZ
- Lack of good albums this week so still enjoying Second Storey, Gunnar Harson, NehruvianDoom, Zola Jesus, Lee Gamble, Bonnie Prince & Caribou -- shinylino
- Zola Jesus came on the playlist at work today I'm so happy -- luce
- She is decent!! -- Yosh
- Zola Jesus' Taiga is a good record. Fuck anybody who says otherwise. -- Tomi Uysingco
- Is the Taiga album Zola Jesus gone the way of Yoko Kanno? -- Nick Fong
- Now playing: Zola Jesus - 'Exhumed' from 'Okovi' -- CHIRP Playlist
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