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Here we go, your resident expert on fuck all, Alice Beer to tell you how to secure your home with the bleeding obvious
Can Alice Beer come on next time and tell people how to survive without Slag Island? It is possible. I manage!
Alice Beer comes on *switches off*
Very helpful money saving tips from the coupon queen , unlike when Alice Beer s ideas when she does this segment.
Alice Beer's got decent tits.