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*Sony's phone rings* "Hi this is Kim Jung Un. Make a Full House movie, or else!" "We know its you, Dave Coulier. Your accents don't fool us"
Dave Coulier IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE
He is talking/listening to my boyfriend's band up north and I'm just in my bed on comment, what is this ish??
Is there a Dave Coulier diss track on this new Adele album?
Whenever I feel like doing something bad I think what Dave Coulier would think of me. He doesn't care so blame him for my wrongdoings.