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At a Podunk bar and I've seen the 60+crowd dancing to Grease, a middle aged woman flop a tit out, and what I assume is Joan Van Ark.
Joan van ark is my wife
Joan Van Ark: From Manderscheid Knots Landing to Landing in Her Bed
My brain: that is not Joan Van Ark but she occupies the same space (angular blonde) but she's got narrow teeth Google to the rescue!
Official account of Joan Van Ark