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John Rolfe married Pocahontas the Red Indian Princess in 1613.
So, uh, I might possibly be related to John Rolfe (you know, the guy who was MARRIED TO POCAHONTAS).
No one likes you John Rolfe
Is anyone else pissed that Pocahontas doesn t end up with John Smith???? like where the hell did John Rolfe come from??
I was very disappointed with Pocahontas when she picked John Rolfe over John Smith!