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Mark E Smith shirtless bikini

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A guy just got on the bus who looks just like how Mark E Smith would look if he hadn't spent his whole life being Mark E Smith.
Why do all babies look like Mark E Smith and so few parents realise/acknowledge this fact?
In much the same way that Biggie is better than 2Pac, Johnny Vegas is better than Mark E. Smith
I yesterday incorrectly called Shaun Ryder 'the king of Manchester bonkers'. That is of course Mark E Smith. But Shaun William is the prince
A definite main goal in my life is to be called a posh southern twat by Mark E Smith.