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People Say:

'Listen to Morrissey's new cover of When Father Papered the Parlour by Roy Hudd.' It will not live up to expectations.
people mistaking Roy Hudd for Rod Hull
People who Is like to see knighted: Roy Hudd & Allan Ahlberg (if he hasn't turned one down)
Janet Jackson is 51 Olga Korbut 62 Pierce Brosnan 64 Debra Winger 62 Gabriela Sabatini 47 Judy Finnigan 69 Roy Hudd 81 Christian Lacroix 66
SPOILER ALE Roy Hudd's opener to Alison Steadman is "That reminds me of what Billy Dainty used to say about Max Miller..."