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We don't need "F.W. Murnau was into vampiric orgies." Or some dude who looks nothing like Rudolph Valentino. It's so exploitative.
Only just noticed that lady gagas boyfriend is meant to be Rudolph Valentino in ahs hotel
Me: thirsty for Rudolph Valentino *remembers he is 101 years older than me* me: thirsts even more
Rudolph Valentino, I love you. Marry me and show me charming, loving men exist. That is all.
Rudolph Valentino stayed here and you can reserve his room (which is apparently haunted by his ghost) but it's a smoking room & it reeks