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Don't turn around, he is behind you!
A very, very cheap nob gag. Is Ben Elton writing the jokes?
Ben elton is one of the best writers of all time
He is a terrible lyricist.
"This is what a banker looks like" T-shirt. Bought for £45 billion. Sold for 62p. Loss passed on to taxpayer. *comments like Ben Elton*