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That's okay they should still beat on Curly Howard all night long
"I'ma victim of soy-cumstances" -- Curly Howard
Rubber chicken broth. Sounds like something Curly Howard might serve.
Well to quote Curly Howard once again, when asked why he hit the admiral's ship "I seen my duty and I did it!" Get out and Vote
Hannibal Buress looks like a black Curly Howard...which reinforces my theory that there's a black version of every white person.