david villa (2013)
People Say:
David Villa yaar. Sax as fuck. Every girl should be crushing over him. Anddd the chick he scored is AstaghfirullahThe new MLS team in New York is gonna rape. David Villa, Raul, and Frank Lampard all in one city is crazy
David Villa was anonymous. Apart from his goal that is
That's the essence of MLS really. Your goal scorers are David Villa and a grown man who calls himself Tommy.
Somewhere in New York he is still standing with his hands out and a bemused look on his face.