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He is 5-35 (.143) over his past 11 games. OBP is .370 with 11 BB
WHOA. he is batting 2nd? What is this madness?
Great. Bases loaded, and he is up to bat.
So that's what people do in Minnesota. I always thought they just stared at their lakes and masturbated to pictures of Joe Mauer
Joe Mauer would be able to grow a perfect beard. So annoying. Some guys have all the luck.