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(248): Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm watching the Justin Bieber Roast and she is killing it.
Martha Stewart funny. Did i spell that right? Or is it Stuart
YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT BEING PAID BY PEOPLE LIKE COCA-COLA, WAL*MART, AND MARTHA STEWART?!
I still have a very weird set of domestic skills from middle school when I idolized martha stewart.