75 Cents

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• Pawn Stars: Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 75 cents. -- WTF!
• A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65, The machine reads dime, so he gets closer & whispers quiero pepsi" OH MY GOD -- Sunny boy
• Erin doesn't know that 3 quarters equals 75 cents.. So there's that -- Georgia
• Bum at the liquor store asked for .75 cents for the "bus" I gave him 5 bucks so he could get more than one steel reserve.. -- Matt
• My refund is 75 cents thats just disrespectful -- Bruce Leroy
• Train over here is 75 cents -- ronald mcdonald
• A latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents. He puts in 65. The machine reads "dime" so he gets closer and whispers "quiero pepsi" -- Kevin Montoya ✈✌
• Still really happy that Camel Blues have been 75 cents of for like two years now! -- Kane Epper
• A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65 The machine reads dime, so he gets closer & whispers quiero pepsi. -- JuanJose
• I wanna buy food but all i have is 75 cents wtf -- ‏
• When the worker at subway says that guac is only 75 cents but charges you $1.50...... This is why I have TRUST ISSUES -- Kim
• Late reminder but there is a food fair tomorrow at lunch and SAC will be selling samosas// 1 for 75 cents & 3 for $2 -- AYJ SAC
• Hell yeah I have 75 cents so now I can buy some candy -- Taylor
• Me: can i have 25 cents sister: no me: why sister: cos in the future when I only have 75 cents and need a dollar... literally so dramatic -- charmaine campos
• Totino's Party Pizza is usually very good, but Totino's Party Pizza on sale for 75 cents is outrageously delicious. mmm taste that value -- j
• A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65. The machine reads dime, so he gets closer & whispers quiero pepsi. -- Carmen Salvatore
• "All right, $16,000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar, minus my fee, which is 17%, comes out to $9,960. -- Breaking Bad Guru
• Florentines are so beautifully delicious. Dangerous discovery that Amalfitano's sells 'em for 75 cents a piece. -- Rachel Clare
• I have 75 cents in my checking account ;) whaddd up. Thank God tomorrow is Friday. -- Katie Beasley
• And I uh had 75 cents in my pocket so I got some strawberry short cake too KBAI -- Bunny-Sam :D
• There's just so many people I want to see in concert, but I only have like 75 cents -- whit
• Cashier - "do you want to up the size of your fries. It's only 75 cents." Beez - "Damn 75 cents is a lot of cents." Bro I'm dead. -- Flex $wi$h
• Pawn Stars: Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 75 cents. -- Barney Stinson
• Marissa is selling cupcakes. Bring your 75 cents. -- thomas
• My dude who was freaking out about someone taking his 75 cents is talking about getting a party bus... Nigga you broke you can't get one -- Payton
• I'm starving but dont have enough to get food now bc I gave this guy 75 cents so he can make it wherever he is going. It was worth it though -- frances
• *Pawn Stars* Customer: "Hey, can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "The best I can do is 75 cents." -- Funny Tweets
• Pawn Stars: Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 75 cents. -- ihatequotes™
• The dollar slice pizza guy could tell i was high, so he gave it to me for 75 cents. wow -- Lucy Wolf
• I paid 75 cents more for less yarn, only to learn that only 15 cents was being donated. That's some bullllllshit -- Carly Sparkles
• My son bout to air up his tire, "I hope this is 75 cents." -- Sun Wukong
• Like seriously. My parents paid 75 cents for a movie theater ticket in the 70's. When I was a kid it was $5, now its $14. What happened? -- Road Warrior
• Out of all the dryers I used I get set up with the one that charges $3 for 1 hour when the rest is 75 cents lol -- dEMVIR
• I've been eating subway long enough to know that extra on a 6-inch is 75 cents! -- ★ ★
• So thirsty but the pop machine it 75 cents and I only have 50 -- Madi Grace
• It really bothers me that the chipotle in Harrisonburg is almost 75 cents more expensive than it is back home -- Abby Rose
• Dude on bus telling driver the bus is "75 cents every day." And that she's a "f*cking ugly piece of shit." WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE. -- Olivia
• *Sarah Mclachlan narrating & sad music playing* For just 75 cents a day, you can help Mack fill his right rear tire so he can drive -- Mackshed Potatoes
• All I have to my name rn is a Starbucks gift card worth 75 cents -- kg
• So far at canning this morning I've collected 75 cents and a guy's phone number..... -- kara volpe
• You can get 75 cents higher with the Cantina Bell menu, but the Cantina Bell menu is an abomination -- Anoop Ranganath
• I put 20 moving boxes on Gum Tree for $1 each. Some cunt is trying to hussle me down to 75 cents per box. 5 fucking dollars! -- Det. John Kimble DTD
• Bitch really wasn't tryna let me thru the toll like it ain't just 75 cents not my fault yall don't take debit cards -- RASHONNA.
• The only good thing about taking an sat test is at the place they have vending machines and it's only 75 cents -- ♪(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫
• So I ask for extra shrimp and she tells me it's 75 cents per shrimp. -- Marlon William
• Ohh an cake mix is only 75 cents a box.. -- Aron X 47
• I love finding a book on Amazon for 75 cents then the shipping is 4 dollars. -- Dana DeLucca
• Ramen is 75 cents a pack -- Noble Smith
• Like the good mascara is like $20+ I ain't about to waste 75 cents on your ass -- Erin
• People don't understand that feminism is about EQUALITY not about hating men! men r gr8 only making 75 cents to every dollar they make ISN'T -- makenna

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