Teemu Selanne

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• Teemu Selanne and Saku Koivu being retired won't stop me from wearing their shirseys every day I'm not at work -- Shannon
• "If Wayne Gretzky skucked my dick!" Me when talking about how he is the greatest player ever. -- Drunk Hawks Fan
• *Teemu Selanne walks up to the plate* *goes yard* *city of Anaheim is extremely confused* -- Fuck out my Stadium
• Comps of Jari Kurri & Teemu Selanne to Puljujarvi & Laine, respectively, is so unfair to these kids. -- Nick Hlywiak
• Playing NHL 15 and just thinking to myself how weird a video game is without Teemu Selanne in it is -- Shawn Humphrey
• Joining Teemu Selanne team once again is Saku Koivu. And due to back pain maybe Daniel Alfredsson nay join them on the Wing -- Joey Bird #16
• Doc emerick just referred to chara as a real young player. Is teemu selanne the benchmark? -- Funky Brewster
• NHL is saying farewell to a couple of class act Finns in Teemu Selanne and Saku Koivu. Everything you want in a player / person. -- Jason Mills
• Not getting NHL 15 because Teemu Selanne retired and isn't in it. -- Invest in Stockz
• Hearing that after doing the usual Teemu Selanne retirement dance, has gotten himself is great shape for possible last run. -- MuffInsider
• Man the hockey season is going to look so different without Ryan Smyth, Teemu Selanne and Martin Broduer.. All 3 safe bets for HHOF -- GanerSixteen
• Teemu Selanne closes door on KHL move: My career is over, that much is certain (Puck Daddy).. -- NHL News
• People get so offended too when I think he is better than Wayne Gretzky. I NEVER SAW WAYNE PLAY. I was in Russia then dangit. -- Amena
• Jeff carter and teemu selanne have very similar skating strides -- officer goodspeed
• He is a silver fox. He just gets sexier with age -- Dynah Smith
• So Teemu Selanne walked by me and I freaked out so I just smiled....... -- Julie Knight
• Teemu Selanne says he is done for good and will not play in the KHL or NHL -- Rangers Yappers
• The NHL isn't the same without Teemu Selanne -- Anthony
• He is going to be at the 2016 WJC. Okay, I NEED to find a way there. -- Dave Jewell
• Teemu Selanne on fans from Winnipeg coming for his celebration: "It means a lot. Winnipeg is a big part of this." -- Ted Wyman
• I can't believe Teemu Selanne's jersey is getting retired this Sunday he represents Finland so well :') -- alBAEnian
• Teemu selanne getting his jersey retired on sunday. so sad to see my brother not in uniform -- Ignorant Pats Fan
• If you love being inspired as an athlete check out footage of teemu selanne winning his first cup -- El Staño
• Really happy to hear Teemu Selanne's number will be retired by the Ducks this weekend. A class act who deserves it so much. -- Thomas Ober
• It is so hard for me to not get super emotional about Teemu Selanne -- Mackenzie Erin
• I was too pissed off about the Blues/Ducks the other night to really realize...I'm going to Teemu Selanne night... -- Justin Williams
• Andersen will wear a Teemu Selanne themed mask Sunday. That's so rad -- Jonathan Zielke
• Tryna claim Teemu Selanne as yours when really the Coyotes would lay claim to that pre-Ducks era -- Patrice All-Star Bae
• "Evander Kane is tarnishing the Jets jersey once worn by great players like Teemu Selanne, Shane Doan, Bobby Hull, and Dale Hawerchuk!" -- Analydiot's Rule
• Big historical day in hockey history he is the first player to score against 24 teams in one season And also the Miracle on Ice -- No Name
• "We have played like a playoff team for some time. We can still do better. The key thing is to look forward, not behind" Teemu Selanne -- Marian Men's Hockey
• So, was Teemu Pulkkinen named after Teemu Selanne, or is "Teemu" like "Joe" in Finland? -- The Mizz
• 1970 7 3 Teemu Selanne -- 366日相互フォロー＠7月3日
• Corey Perry also with a milestone. Plays in 700 game all as Duck. Second on the club's all-time list behind Teemu Selanne (966). -- Annette Irwin
• When you see Teemu Selanne and almost pass out -- mer
• Teemu selanne! -- Joe Wez
• On this date in 2014, Teemu Selanne became the third oldest player to score a goal (age 43). -- Jen
• For 50 minutes of this game, Anaheim looked lifeless. Then they showed Teemu Selanne on the scoreboard and somehow this game is in overtime. -- Aaron Murray
• This is all Teemu Selanne's fault. Can't be just go back to Finland already? -- Megan
• Canucks take Joulevi, a third Finn picked in the top five. Somewhere he is smiling. -- Elliott Teaford
• Fans get a moment to cheer as he is shown on the videoboard. And then they do so again when Cogliano puts in a rebound. 2-1. -- Eric Stephens
• He is crying, Getzlaf is bald, Datsyuk is a monster. -- Mark Tongen
• If Teemu Selanne doesn't have a side business that sells lunch meat called Teemu Salami then what the fuck is he doing with his life? -- T.(eam Canada)
• Mom calls... "Do you know who he is?" "...y-y-yeah...The Ducks retired his number..." "You want his autograph?" "...YEAH." -- Video Culture Replay
• Teemu selanne is my spirit animal -- series: WCF ☣❃
• Now that he is retired from the Ducks, this team annoys me. -- Miller
• He is chill af + he's a big tennis fan -- Parsa
• Kids elementary school teacher just told her class her favorite sport star is Teemu Selanne. -- Heidi Ho
• So when does Teemu Selanne emerge from the rafters ala Sting to score the GWG? -- Dan Heaning
• So what happened to Teemu Selanne? He was one of the best in the NHL when this game started. -- Dustin Bruce

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