Al Goldstein

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• I guess now that he is dead, you're the next -- Mark Golden
• For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.-Al Goldstein -- Rosa Puta
• --Al Goldstein .,0 -- Isaac Newton
• The french bombed emmanuel al-goldstein and the brotherhood, surprisingly, they didn't use mirages. -- theAmishTerrorist
• The world needs another Al Goldstein -- Jonny Fastball
• ...like a lunatic in argument with sane, calm Al Goldstein. Made me skeptical of antiporn feminists from get go. -- Maggie McNeill
• Al Goldstein was right. He and friends are your god, not the one you claim to praise. -- Beatrice Hemingway
• Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.-Al Goldstein -- Pleasing María
• Is this Al Goldstein inspired? -- Jason Zinoman
• --Al Goldstein ^ -- Fargo
• The hard-on is a lonely hunter.-Al Goldstein -- Perfect Penis
• Al Goldstein Midnight Blue reference on SNL brought back some memories. Youtubed some, then Margarita Pracatan, then Robin Byrd.. -- Matt
• Al Franken as Al Goldstein. Perfect. -- Call From Sallie Mae
• I wish Al Goldstein was still alive. I'd follow him -- Jeremy Spears
• Finna make madddd bread at big als by Al Goldstein -- NDP
• 1998 - Al Goldstein installs Fuck You Finger in his backyard in Florida. -- Porncastle
• Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.-Al Goldstein -- Guy Ordinary
• The hard-on is a lonely hunter.-Al Goldstein -- The Prof
• Al Goldstein's cousin from Colombia has to be Al Dorado right ? Right ? No ? Well bite me then ... -- Just Marty
• BTW NYC boxing lost a character last week. Quirky Aaron Braunstein was sort of a G rated Al Goldstein. Dreamed big, talked big. -- Michael Woods
• Can't wait to cop the Al Goldstein Stan Smith's -- therealkingfish
• WHAT CHOO SAAAAY umm hebrew yiddish? school sholar sam kellerman young al goldstein ws too sam murdered hammer from behind ugh -- GymBunsenBurner
• Thinking back on and I flash back to my late buddy Al Goldstein, who insulted me every time I was with him. Also a genius. -- Jim Bessman
• Aiming to Disrupt Consumer Credit: Al Goldstein, CEO of AvantCredit: Consumer Credit is a $10 trillion dollar i... -- John Dey
• Because The Beauty Of The White Aryan Woman Must Not Perish From The Earth But Al Goldstein Taking Pictures Of Their Tits Is Totally Cool -- SLAM DUNK TIME BABY
• Staring down a grey sphere of baked ground beef aka hamburger at the Al Goldstein vigil after-party here at Soupburg -- Ernest Hemingway
• Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.-Al Goldstein -- Female Howard Stern
• It appears the CIA is fond of the works of Quentin Tarantino, Tom Six, & Al Goldstein. -- RA Hard
• Why is it that everyone who browbeats the President about toughness makes Al Goldstein look like Lou Ferrigno? -- mike
• I refuse to be silenced. Al Goldstein -- Max Lagace
• Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society. - Al Goldstein -- Totally Legit Quotes
• I hope Al Goldstein sent out Christmas cards one year that said "Sleaze On Earth". -- Scott Howard
• --Al Goldstein .,0 -- Christopher Columbus
• Creation was Al Goldstein himself, Investing $175 a piece, [ Goldstein and Buckley] published the first issue of Screw in November 1968 -- The Chained Dick
• Now I can watch the Al Goldstein documentary a friend sent to me on a 27 inch monitor, as God intended -- Jesse Hawken
• Today, we Al Goldstein partisans struggle to be diplomatic. -- Will Sloan
• I'll do it, but there'll have to be a subsection just explaining who Al Goldstein was for the Madonna "Sex" book on tape sketch. -- Brian Dermody
• Al Goldstein answered, "The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -- AnonymousIbiza
• Oppa Weird Al Goldstein -- Capper_eBooks
• "Staring down a grey sphere of baked ground beef aka hamburger at the Al Goldstein vigil after-party here at Soupburg" -- Hemingway & Quotes
• Al Goldstein? -- craig keller
• Al Goldstein: "Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged." -- Let's Be Dull Now
• LendAcademy "Good interview w/ Al Goldstein CEO of AvantCredit the fastest growing Chicago company since Groupon -- Lending Alpha
• The more sketches I write for this comedy album, the darker they get. Al Goldstein would be proud. Of something. Not me tho. -- Dr. Eric Danville
• Of The Year 2015 Midwest Award: Al Goldstein, CEO, Avant (Chicago, IL) -- Dinero Inteligente
• "Staring down a grey sphere of baked ground beef aka hamburger at the Al Goldstein vigil after-party here at Soupburg" -- Qts from Hemingway
• "There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people" ~ Al Goldstein -- Quotes
• gives us delusion of self importance. -Al Goldstein -- LarBer
• Al Goldstein: "For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do." -- Dull - trending!!
• The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. ~ Al Goldstein -- Cap3 Ap3

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