Never be ashamed of having a crush on Albert Brooks I'm a crusher
Actor, voice actor, writer, comedian and director (Famous from Lost in America)
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Albert Brooks is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Albert Brooks
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Mother by he is a movie I've seen a ton of times, it's not his best but I get a kick out of it every time -- A Bed at Breakfast
- Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! -- Maria Snow
- So apparently Albert Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein. -- E H Kern
- Is Albert Brooks ever not drunk? -- Sam Desatoff
- I feel like Albert Brooks in Drive and everyone is that one goon he wants to kill but can't. -- Jared Catherine
- I assume given that there's a Prince Albert that King Albert is Albert Brooks? -- Dr. Whom
- He is a comedic genius and it's a shame most only know him from Finding Nemo. -- Brian Gilmartin
- I meant the article is not so brilliant. Albert Brooks though is totally brilliant. -- Batya Wernick
- Too lazy to see if Albert Brooks A Star Is Bought album on Asylum Records is also bleeped on the DVD. Meanwhile, n-word aplenty! -- Anthony Rios
- The 28yr old Albert Brooks was very funny. -- GoGoGophers
- Nostalgia is not reliable - "dick in a box" much funnier than Albert Brooks -- Kathy Henderson
- Yo, this Albert Brooks sketch is dragging the show...this type of shit was funny in '75? -- Rion Amilcar Scott
- This Albert Brooks piece is challenging in a different way. I may love or perhaps hate it. WTF Jim Henson now??? -- Jesse Draculaously
- Seriously love Albert Brooks but how can you NOT show the parody that led 2 everyone thinking their mama eats kitty litter? -- @LADYDAY93 in TJ
- He is on my TV. I heartily approve of this development. -- Dennis Perkins
- The 7th episode of SNL is on with Richard Pryor as guest host along with the Muppets and a short directed by Albert Brooks. -- Brock Richardson
- The Richard Pryor-hosted 7th episode of SNL is on NBC. Pryor, Belushi, Radner, Aykroyd, Albert Brooks, Jim Henson all in same hour of TV. -- Zeddonymous
- David brooks is trying to compete with albert Brooks..failing big time -- Frank Brown
- free market economies are different than capitalism. talk free markets. he is good resource for that. -- Kimberly Simonton
- Watching Albert Brooks and Alexander Gould act in Weeds together is so trippy. Nemo and Marlin really exist!!! -- Tony Vivio
- If you squint, Goodell is starting to look like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News. -- Maureen Mullen
- Albert Brooks calling Kevin Nealon "Shiva Goy" is a cinematic masterpiece. -- Jessica L Bell
- Albert Brooks makes for a really good "bad guy." Who would have thunk? -- The Bon_Scott
- everyone knows he is smarter than everyone, he IS AKA Albert Einstein. He tricked us ALL by changing his name. -- Nave
- Albert Brooks beat you by so many days on that one, sir. -- Caleb
- This is one reason I love Albert Brooks -- @PeggyBrava™
- he is no slouch. -- Darren Korb
- All I can picture is scout Albert Brooks discovering in Frontier League & Neal Huntington asks "was the goat any good?" -- Jim Colony
- Albert Brooks in 'The Scout' is on....such a great performance. 'walk into the jungle and find Kong, everyone forgets ur mistakes' -- Jeff Johnson
- He is definitely one of my biggest influences, for sure. -- Ute Pully
- If someone says he is not Seth Rogen's biological son I wouldn't believe it -- PixieMuff
- Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! -- Lincoln Palasek
- ALBEBROOKS' REAL LIFE IS ON TV BUT ITS ALMOST OVER WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF TODAY -- Mad Dr. Whom
- He is either the nicest or the most evil person on the planet... Maybe he's both. -- Nick Flemens
- Don't get me wrong he is also incredible "I can sing while I read, I am singing while I'm reading ohhh" YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN STAY -- Kate O'Rahzum
- I just found out that Albert Brooks and Super Dave Osborne's real last name is Einstein. Meaning, Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein. -- Noogie Burger
- Just as Albert Brooks transformed in Drive, it would be awesome to see Taylor Swift tackle a really crazy, dark, cinematic role against type -- Alexander Marais
- This is like Albert Brooks in Defending Your Life when Rip Torn just goes, "Psst. . . Wrap it up." -- Mark Hale
- Albert Brooks in this movie is gold -- Joseph Rosett
- ALBEBROOKS AS A PRISON INMATE WITH A BALD SPOT AND MASSIVE GLASSES!!! Out of Sight is alright. -- Haunted Looney Bin
- "Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender." Albert Brooks -- PurpleClover
- Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! -- Hinson Guin
- Really not sure anybody is going to get this "Albert Brooks in Broadcast News" Halloween costume. -- Josh Massey
- Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! -- Talbott Eickenhorst
- Jeez albert brooks is a cold blooded killer in -- james_mc_f
- My intense love for Finding Nemo makes it really difficult for me to take Albert Brooks seriously in anything. -- Katharine Neil
- Btw Albert Brooks, the guy who forked that bloke to death, is the voice of Marlin in Finding Nemo. Sleep well kids! -- Alex Gloster
- He is awesome in this film so funny -- Ollie England
- What a film Drive is. Tough 2 mess w/support cast of Bryan Cranston, Ron Perlman, Christina Hendricks, Albert Brooks -- Max
- Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! -- Lash Ohsone
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