Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bobcat Goldthwait I'm a crusher
Actor, comedian, director, screenwriter (Famous from Zed in the Police Academy series)
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Bobcat Goldthwait is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Bobcat Goldthwait
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Rated by - Chris Berman doing baseball play by play is like Bobcat Goldthwait hosting Masterpiece Theatre -- Leif Erickson
- Watching Bobcat Goldthwait, laughing so hard I think I broke the chair. -- Frank
- Bobcat Goldthwait, Aziz Ansari and Dave Chappelle were so great that it gave me a migraine. -- Chuck
- Since group chat is unphased: Aziz Ansari, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Dave Chapelle all did surprise drop-ins at Meltdown tonight. -- Michael
- Charlie Day is like a young Bobcat Goldthwait. Yes? Anyone? -- Natalie Stevens
- So the hike became more like tracking the Bobcat... We've named him Goldy after Bobcat Goldthwait lol -- Emilee
- Maybe just me but Ronde is sounding more like Bobcat Goldthwait on this drive. Or maybe Al Newman. -- Brandon Warne
- He is the pilot who saves the plane & lands in Kansas & the people are mad they didn't make it 2 Disney. -- FlintsDoubtingTom
- All joking aside, having both John Waters and Bobcat Goldthwait get more normal as I age is like having bad dreams just go away. -- Hadrian Hubbard
- So excited to see Bobcat Goldthwait and Rip Torn in -- Evan Boshi
- Is it the new "trend" for rappers to sound like extra remedial version of Bobcat Goldthwait? -- #FantastikSuperhero
- Sean Dyche on Sky Sports News this morning. Why is he being voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait? -- Pat Cake
- So Bobcat Goldthwait's latest movie is 'found footage' which is disappointing to me even though I thought God Bless America was terrible. -- Swazz Perkins
- I think it is fair to say that he is simultaneously the best and worst name I have ever heard. -- Colin Baker
- When Ray Lewis talks on TV I mute it and listen to clips of Bobcat Goldthwait so I can better understand what is said. -- Rick Ray
- Is it me or is Charlie Day the new Bobcat Goldthwait? -- Rarf
- I just realize that one of my lifelong life goals, that is goals that I've had since childhood and still have, is to meet Bobcat Goldthwait -- Ryan Judge
- Oldenburger Filmfest ohne he ist doof. So! -- Cookie
- Screening Windy City Heat for my class today because teens should know that he is basically Shakespeare. -- smooth amber
- It's NOT true that Dr. Lisa Goldthwaite from my new ad is related to Bobcat Goldthwait, thus explaining why she's making no sense. -- Mark Uterus
- It's like Dane Cook is a less insane version of Bobcat Goldthwait. -- Jamie Perry
- I'm convinced that Gary Busey is just Bobcat Goldthwait wearing a Nick Nolte suit you guys NO NO JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND -- Thunderpants
- I hope he is doing good. -- Fletcher Christian
- Bobcat Goldthwait's Willow Creek is a really fucking scary horror movie. Yeah found footage played out ya ya. No. Watch this & shit the bed -- Mindless Ones
- Hunter Pence is basically Bobcat Goldthwait in a Giants uniform. -- Mike Wittmann
- He is in this episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?! -- Scary Whitta
- I'm terrible at asking women out. think of Bobcat Goldthwait saying 'would you like to um go um out um with um me um...bye?! im so awkward!! -- Christopher L Wilson
- I'm watching Willow Creek which is a horror film written and directed by comedy legend Bobcat Goldthwait. Should be...interesting. -- Mike...in 3-D!
- Is Sleeping Dogs the first game in a series based on Bobcat Goldthwait films? Like the Monty Python CD-roms of old? -- Jonathan Sloman
- You're in the Land of Nod and he is the sandman. Keep up, little girl! -- Stefa
- I don't remember sleeping with Bobcat Goldthwait, but this is definitely his exceptionally loud kid ... -- Your Mouthy Granny
- My Boss and I were listening to "Mr. Jones" so he made the comment "This singer reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait trying to sing." -- P-Thug
- You know something is quality when he is in it. -- Emily
- He is GREAT -- Ðas Vampyr
- Really, Bobcat Goldthwait? 2/3 of your '12 special on Netflix is rehash from your '03 album? I know you're busy directing but what a letdown -- Eric Zerbe
- There is a guy who sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait shout-talking about legalized marijuana and prostitution out front of the pita spot. -- Brendan
- Why is Bobcat Goldthwait on NHLN? -- Kayla
- Is there a way to replace my car horn noise with Bobcat Goldthwait howls? -- Melissa Wilkinson
- God Bless America by he is such a great movie! -- Corey
- Said this before: Bobcat Goldthwait directed Willow Creek and he is one of the most underrated geniuses in movies. Will see anything he does -- Top100Movies
- Holy shit, he is in town to do his standup. His special on Netflix is great. -- Joliet Jake
- Uhhhhhhh he is at Funny Bone this wknd!!!! Anyone wanna go Saturday or Sunday night?! -- Sara Dappen
- "I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now." - Bobcat Goldthwait Cry. Laughing. -- AJ
- I love Bobcat Goldthwait & love the Bigfoot mystery but Willow Creek is profoundly dull & derivative. Bottom of the barrel Blair Witch rip. -- David Lees
- What the world needs now is Bobcat Goldthwait. -- James Comins
- He isn't doing me any favors on my fantasy politics team tonight... -- A Huge Ship
- The only way I can tell Bobcat Goldthwait and Duncan Trussell apart in audio is frequency of unicorn/mushroom references. -- jsc
- He is up next on Piper's Pit! Bring on the questions!! -- Rowdy Roddy Piper
- Bobcat goldthwait is worthy of all your attention. god bless america and worlds greatest dad are fantastic. -- pisslord segaman
- Bitterness is just amplified self pity - Marc Maron in an interview with Bobcat Goldthwait -- Pierre Bouchard
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