Dan Marino

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• Vikings fans must feel like Jesus Christ is playing QB. Teddy Bridgewater looks like Dan Marino compared to Christian Ponder and Cassel. -- Martin Brian Ansah
• Dan Marino fathering a child out of wedlock is still less embarrassing than Joe Montana in a Skechers commercial. -- allie nicole
• My next blog post is gonna be about the 30ty anniversary of Dan Marino's 1984 season. The best passing season of all time -- steelers piss me off
• The saints defense is making Tony Romo look like Dan Marino -- IG:I_AmJamel
• só lembro do Dan Marino por causa do Ace Ventura kkkk -- Roberto GMJ
• If Thomas Dimitroff is trying to turn Matt Ryan into the new Dan Marino by pairing him with terrible defenses, then mission accomplished! -- Michael
• Philip Rivers is this generation's Dan Marino -- Mark Maddalo
• The Falcons defense is making Teddy Bridgewater look like the lovechild of Dan Marino and John Elway. -- Bruno
• ...The ideal Italian-American (to other Italians) is Dan Marino (who I believe is 1/2 Polish): Tall, blond-ish, virile, not intellectual... -- Michael J. Agovino
• Is that Dan Marino? Lmaoooooo -- Shug Baevery
• OMG THIS GUY IN MY 3RD PERIOD JUST SAID ELI MANNING IS BETTER THAN DAN MARINO -- Vikings 1-2
• Dan Marino all over them records books but he's never lifted that Lombardi trophy. So he's still not great? -- Jha
• Derek Jeter's jersey is the only jersey I had as a child. Not Dan Marino. Not Michael Jordan. Just Jeter. He's the reason I love baseball. -- John Yanes
• Super bowls mean Jack shit. he is one of the best QBs of all time and he didn't win one. -- Mike Kravchenko
• Only thing people got on the Eagles is superbowl rings okay Dan Marino no rings but he is elite and hall of fame -- Zabu
• Everyone always telling me Kirk Cousins is like Dan Marino great. He's only out there bc RG3 can't stay on the field. -- Matt Kazlowski ⚽
• Why is Eli out there looking like Dan Marino? NFC East is terrible. The Eagles should win this division by 6 games. -- justin parkès
• "Unless you're Dan Marino" No one is Dan Marino you scoundrel! -- Lizzuendo
• Derek Jeter is up there with the Wayne Gretzky's, Michael Jordan's, and the Dan Marino's of the world. Nothing but to the best! -- Mitchell Yates
• Random but Dan Marino was so badass. From the moment he stepped on the field as a rookie, he dominated. 1st 3 yrs-81 TD, 37 INT. Wow -- a white guy
• He is pound for pound the most talented quarterback of all time. It s really not close. What was doing in the 80s and 90s is insane. -- Matt
• The contract is '91 Dan Marino -- realassdarian
• If you aren't listening to Dan Marino's radio show right now then what are you even doing -- sopHya
• Saying Russell Wilson is better than Andrew Luck because he won a SB is a dumb argument. So Trent Dilfer is better than Dan Marino, right? -- Faux Aaron Rodgers
• Legend Dan Marino may have denied the Bleacher Report--but lets face the reality that he is telling it like it is..to ROSS. -- MarkyMarc
• Barry Bonds and Dan Marino never won championships. The fact that they haven't committed suicide is offensive to me. -- DJ Gallo
• Dan Marino disputes the B/R story about how he is evaluating Joe Philbin and Ryan Tannehill for Stephen Ross. -- Carmine Carcieri
• Sadly, a nice little spot in Kansas City isn't what I pulled Dan Marino off of the concussion lawsuit. We never hear about a dirty bomb in H -- Rawn
• Dan Marino was one of the GOAT. How is he remembered? By never having won a superbowl. Fact. Peyton needs 2 more to not have losing record -- Jake
• Despite fumbling the game away, you still think Kyle Orton is the next Dan Marino. That's a lie. -- Michael Ramsey
• There are actually people out there that believe Joe Montana is better than Dan Marino......... crazy -- Patrick
• What in the fuck is the 49ers defense doing out there? Holy shit, they are making Austin Davis look like Dan Marino -- Conner Bradley
• And the fact that they lost on a fake spike play, which is the play Dan Marino invented, pisses me off even more. -- Jennifer Eaton©
• Lmao wow i missed so much in football yesterday aaron rodgers pulled a dan marino on the dolphins haha -- Rachael
• Trent Dilfer has a Super Bowl ring and Dan Marino doesn't, what is life? Honestly.. -- AlexHovelsrud
• Dan Marino fathering a child out of wedlock is still less embarrassing than Joe Montana in a Skechers commercial. -- Sonja
• Matt Ryan is gonna go down as the next best QB after Dan Marino to never win a ring if our front office keeps this bullshit up smh -- Un¢le Jesus
• If people think this is Vegas's only shot IN YEAR 1 then my god are people dumb. Like the Hockey team isn't Dan Marino -- Greg
• Aaron Rodgers Really Pulled The Dan Marino Today Though -- El Jefe*
• Really upset they won't let me have Dan Marino on my final fantasy football team -- buttchili
• So Dan Marino made the fake spike famous. Dolphins got owned today from Rodgers of that! -- Go Packers
• Y'all sit around every day acting like Dan Marino wasn't shit, so don't be giving Romo a pass. -- Joe Burnett
• The fake spike by Aaron Rodgers w/ :03 left is taken directly from the Dan Marino playbook. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. -- Frankensteins Ashima
• The fact Rodgers beat the by pulling a Dan Marino on the last drive is priceless! -- Josh McPeak
• Did Aaron Rogers seriously pull a Dan Marino on the Dolphins in Miami? That's unacceptable -- Trevor Babson
• Every QB that plays against us is Dan Marino -- E.
• Aaron Rodgers is definitely a baaaaaaad man for pulling a Dan Marino and getting away with it in Miami. -- Matt Pressman
• Dan Marino fucked us up way before ace ventura. So randy shut up -- Mike Serp
• Rodgers is our Dan Marino -- Patrick Matushak
• It pisses me off so much that Rodgers used Dan Marino's fake spike move.. In Miami -- Dan Bredernitz

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