Evan Longoria

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• Evan Longoria leading the league in games played is trolling me for all of the years I drafted him and he got hurt. -- Justin Mattingly
• He is the first player in franchise history with 6 seasons with 20+ HR, no other player has even 5 such seasons. -- Ace of MLB Stats
• Lol, I still say he is the biggest Yankee killer out there..... -- The Silent Assassin
• Oh come on Evan Longoria. What was the home run for? Haha! Come on win already Yankees so I can study!!!!!!!! One last out. Get it now! -- Camilla Saguin
• He is booty, yo. -- Αδάμ
• He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
• I'm just now realizing how hot he is -- Anita Vodkasoda
• Navarro s wOBA is now at .325, or higher than Joe Mauer s, Jose Reyes ,Dustin Pedroia s, Billy Butler s, Evan Longoria s & David Wright s. -- Gideon Turk
• "He is turning it loose!" -Brian Anderson on Evan Longoria's power right now as Longo crushes a solo shot to the second level 1-0 -- SunSportsRays
• Switching between Ravens/O's and I kind of forgot how ugly Tropicana Field is. What a disgusting piece of shit dome. Fuck Evan Longoria -- Diego Inglewood
• Messenger Bag Day...why is Buck not mentioning that it'll be Evan Longoria's last game in Toronto?* *this season -- Dan Elvis
• 8th double of the season for Brad Miller. Current batter, Evan Longoria, leads club with 29 doubles so far this season. -- Red Sox Nation Stats
• So I guess playing Evan Longoria's walk up music on 3rd down is a new thing. -- Nick Simon
• Is the USF third down music Evan Longoria's walk up music? -- Dan
• Stoked to see Drew Smyly start today for the Rays. Also: I hear there is an Evan Longoria 80s hair band bobblehead happening -- Caity Kauffman
• he is possibly being traded to Chicago let's go get on this -- Jeff
• Swear every time my Granny hears Evan Longoria's name her eyes light up my Granny has a little crush -- Riley
• The issue probably stems from the fact that Richie Shaffer (along with Evan Longoria) is the only true 3B the organization has. -- Robbie Knopf
• So sick of buck Martinez talking about Evan longoria -- Daniel Filicetti
• Probably not the only Jays fan who gets nervous when he is at the plate in a close game. -- Rocco Grossi
• As much as I hate the Rays, he is bae -- Maddy✌️
• Is it just me or does Evan Longoria hit a homerun every game he plays vs the ? -- Eric Theriault
• I say again...HIP HIP JORGE! Jorge Soler is my new baseball man-crush. Sorry, Evan Longoria. -- Jake Rose
• I constantly try to humble myself; if you don t, I m sure the game is going to find a way to humble you. Evan Longoria -- TeenagerEntrepreneur
• David Price, Andrew Friedman, Joe Maddon, he is next to leave. -- Rob
• So at this stage the are just Wil Myers, a .253 hitting Evan Longoria & a good young pitching staff -- Tom Fink
• With Joe Maddon leaving Tampa, how long until he is dealt by the Rays? -- Andrew Sheehy
• First david price leaves, then Friedman, then maddon. Somewhere evan longoria is crying. -- Johnny Hastry
• Not a banner week for Evan Longoria. First your team's GM, now your manager. I hope Ducky's is doing well! -- Ryan Thomas
• Friedman out. Maddon out. It was a good run At least he is still there. -- Annette Irwin
• I wonder how Evan Longoria feels today? He is committed to a team that is unable or unwilling to make a commitment to anyone else. -- The Captain's Blog
• That sound of heavy sighs is Evan Longoria flipping through his phone calender to see how soon 2022 will be here. Sorry, bud... -- Daniel Miller
• I guess he is just going to have to request a trade to the Brewers now. Seems fair -- Alex Tomter
• First it was Andrew Friedman next is Joe Maddon then its Evan Longoria!! Let's make it happen Dodgers!! -- Edgar Saucedo
• He is at Kierland right now and I'm jealous af my brother is there -- THErealLOGANehnes®⚾
• Dave is wearing a tampa bay rays' hat thinkin he's evan longoria and shit -- Kevin Wright
• Early tough call in my forecasting: Evan Longoria. The HOF is not kind to third basemen. -- Graham Womack
• Why is Evan Longoria doing car salesman commercials? Not the best choice, bro. -- Kevin Hall
• Evan longoria is a fkin joke fk him -- Semmi Wutkens
• & came out looking like Anna Miskulin stating "isnt this perfect? Now they will think he is involved He's Linda's eye doctor" -- Michael Morse
• I spy kickin it behind Luke Bryan on the CMAs! So apparently Evan Longoria plays the same druns as me -- Jared Scott
• The song Wrecking Ball was written for Evan Longoria that is the ini ending to the names but had to locate Cote di Pablo thought to be -- Arability-Belle
• dude hell yeah! This guy is good with young stars thats wat cubs got he made evan longoria good -- Pedro Huizarrr
• Kelly Nash quit and he is doing cheap car commercials. Something has to be going on with the Rays that we don't know about. -- Melissa Gettig
• I see an epic battle for the talents of Evan Longoria looming in the future... And the Rays being really bad for a really long time. -- Ragnar the Red
• My moms picture is Evan longoria's profile pic on twit -- S a v
• He is part of the Joe Maddon package right? -- G-Baby Waffles
• He is gorgeous -- John Le
• Evan Longoria's baby is gonna have the same birthday as me -- zo
• Waiting for the day ppl will stop believing the video of Evan Longoria catching a ball bare handed thats hit at him in an interview is real -- bill

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