Fat Mike

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is gonna lose this challenge -- Jordan Pederson
• We had Fat Mike in the studio last week, producing vocals for one of his artists. that dude is a musical genius. -- TreeHaus Recording
• When is fat mike gonna get rid of pardew -- Matt Burn
• It is all downs with Fat Mike -- #ASHLEYOUT
• Wonder if he is gonna bottle turning up tonight. -- Jamie
• As a safc fan i really hope fat mike gives pardew a chance to turn things around at nufc. Even if it means relegation for them. ;) -- Chris Black
• Things NOFX and metallica have in common: trujillo and el hefe are latino. fat mike is jewish and uh... dave mustaine is kinda jewish. -- Devon Scott-Tunkin
• For a broadway baby, to say I've seen Fat Mike now 4 times in 3 years is pretty outstanding. -- Stephanie
• The 10 year old we're hanging with this weekend just said, "you're not fat, Mike. But you're really good at doing voice records." -- Mike Vaughn
• So Fat Mike has apparently put the club up for sale has he? It'll be the same as last time - Asking price way above the actual value! -- Ross Stokoe
• What's interesting about today, for me anyway, is that Fat Mike was there. First away game in a while, no? -- Paul Graham
• Surely fat mike has got to see that Pards is a useless, grey haired cock -- James Dickson
• trending at number 3 in the UK, i wonder if he is keen viewer of comment. -- Dash
• Go fuck yourself Newcastle. Pardews a cunt! Hope we get relegated so maybe the Fat Mike pisses off. -- Matticus Lynch
• Fat Mike Ashley is @ the the match could sack him at HT if he had BALLS -- Pards
• Dont buy tickets, dont renew season tickets, dont buy the shirt, dont buy anything. Lost revenue is the only way to be rid of Fat Mike -- dannydev
• I'd happily take the next 2 defeats if it meant he was gone. Would fat mike really sack him? -- Manchester Mag
• Mike an Molly = m&m = sugar = fat = Mike an Molly And that my friends is the circle of life. -- I'm so Solly
• Highlight of Riot Fest so far. Fat Mike yelling at Failure that they suck and that he'll give them $100,000 to re-break up. -- Matt Baldwin
• He is my spirit animal -- THE SKELETON LORD
• Any awful pop punk band with terribly inane stage banter can be traced back to NOFX. This is all Fat Mike's fault. -- Nick Biscardi
• It's pouring now, but Gogol Bordello ("that band from the Internet," as NOFX's Fat Mike called them) is still playing. -- Ben Meyerson
• He is a shit bag -- aubrey
• The last time I saw NOFX, Fat Mike was out of his mind on painkillers and they only played 3 songs. This is much better -- Brandon Wall
• Lookin through prom pics and realizing I really need to lose weight.. Fat mike is not as good looking -- B.I.G. Mike Scalco
• Nice to know fat Mike is committed to us for at least the next 18-24 months. -- Pete Minto
• When he doesn't appear for while, you do forget just how fat Mike Ashley actually is -- Jack Lacey
• Fat mike is an unbearble person playing insufferably bad music. just quit dude. -- sahan
• Travis or Fat Mike?? Oh so confused -____- -- tata bourjoueng
• Sorry. he is just kinda funny. -- Cody Mort
• Why you gotta be so rude -- FatMike_Glo
• Still laughing at Anti-Flag for throwing someone out of a show for stage diving. The words of Fat Mike "when did punk rock become so safe?" -- Stein... Beer Stein
• Its fucking insane how often rodgers makes up for fat mike being a fucking moron. -- jonas entin
• Really wish I was eating tacos with Fat Mike in Glen Park rn -- PRINCESS LIAM
• Fat Mike's Texas Wieners really hit the spot -- Mike Carey
• "Calcium is punker then Fat Mike" -- Thomas Murray
• This whole situation is getting me down, losing faith rapidly tbh. Fuck off Pardew and fuck of Fat Mike -- Daniel Black
• Já dizia Fat mike: There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated é isso aí! -- Pablo Felipe Dourado
• LMFAOOOOO the little asian with the B18 Integera that raped he is here -- Gabriel Galicia
• "Have you guys ever heard that band failure? They really suck" -Fat Mike at riot fest. Man i wish riot fest! -- Katie Ziegler
• Surely Fat Mike has to look at the Yanga-Mbiwa situation and realise Pardew is killing talent, and killing resell value. -- IWantCurlyHair2™
• Fat Mike, the chief Wheeler Dealer, is most odd looking. Like if Mr Bumble went clothes shopping at Burtons. -- Wills
• Do you really think fat Mike is going to cut his losses and sack Pardew? Absolutely no chance, all the fat cunt ever cares about is money. -- Jordan Pang
• Look how fat mike's stomach is......... ( ) -- オシン
• The singer of Rancid has the single worst voice in the history of the world. he is a close second. -- Barry Monahan
• Totally forgot the bass player from my favorite band face to face plays with fat Mike from NOFX in Me first and the gimmie gimmies. turnt -- Devon loves Sosa
• Pardew gotta go today before it to late but thing is who will work under fat Mike -- steven nicholls
• I know fat Mike is the main problem but 1 win in 14 man, Howay!! -- Ian Sharkey
• Pardew is rubbish, but fat mike is the main problem -- Russ Dowling
• Who is the fat bloke with the glass sitting next to Fat Mike -- Deborah Charlton

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