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Though I think Kirk Cousins is, in this case, Joe Mauer and I really don't know how I feel about that. -- Brandon Warne
It appears that he is still a nice guy. Not like any of us were worried. -- Laurel Krahn
Joe mauer is gonna be a manager/player next year -- Josh Orth
One player who shouldn't get a Xmas card from Gardy is Joe Mauer. Has failed terribly as a leader and strong clubhouse presence. -- Alex McIntyre
He is a SIV at first base -- Jeff Goudy
I made food for joe Mauer today so you could say it's a good day -- Squintz
Too bad Gardy has to take the heat for Joe Mauer being a huge flop ever since he signed that huge contract. A common theme in MLB. -- Greg Oose
fans are funny. First they complain that owners are cheap and then complain that he is overpaid. -- Chris Holm

The Joe Mauer vs Eduardo Nunez battle for the lone Twins All-Star spot is exactly what everybody predicted coming out of Spring Training.... -- Brock Vestrum
Twins fire Ron Gardenhire. Who they should fire is Joe Mauer. 4 HR's, 55 RBI in 120 games, making the money he makes? Pathetic. -- Colby N. Wood
Ron Gardenhire had like Phil Hughes, Brian Dozier, and a half of Joe Mauer to work with how is he suppose to win with that -- AL West Champ Jenny
Not counting rehabber Joe Mauer, this is 1st time former Wings have led one of the Major Leagues in hitting since 1947-1948. -- Josh Whetzel
Hunter Pence is cuter than Joe Mauer -- keevin
If he is a replacement-level player for the rest of his contact, he still only cost the team $4.53m/1 bWAR. League average is $5.7. -- Jeremy Nygaard
Fucking he is rolling in his grave right now. -- myjah
Man he is such a fox. -- Alissa Monterusso
Who is the worst in Minnesota Christian Ponder or Joe Mauer -- Big Nasty
... he is a shell of a baseball player, slaps a weak hit into LF -- TGM
He is such a hunk. -- Kayla
The Twins fan in me cries. MN paying their 1st baseman 23 mil to hit .277, 4 HR, 55 RBI. His name is Joe Mauer. -- Aaron Matas
He is to Baby Jesus as Teddy Bridgewater is to black baby Jesus -- Brandon Walzer
I'm seriously gonna cry when Joe Mauer retires -- Kayla Rebischke
Whew... Glad he is 7' tall for that play. -- Daniel Wolter
Joe mauer is one of the best looking guys in baseball -- madi

Joe Mauer turned into Nick Punto so gradually I hardly noticed -- Matt Sussman
Gardy: "You're going to have quiet leaders. he isn't a rah-rah guy." -- Mike Berardino
I am starting to think that Mitch Leidner is tougher than Joe Mauer. -- Joe Schmit
He is, in fact, delicious -- Jen R
He is 1 for ___ this evening -- Jordan Gorosh
Why is joe mauer so hot -- rigby
That's it for Rick Porcello. His day is done after issuing a two-out walk to Joe Mauer. In comes Kyle Ryan. -- James Schmehl
It's very unfortunate how good looking he is -- KristieLapplander
FSN is airing Joe Mauer's last game right now, if you need a baseball fix. -- James Rankin
Where is my Joe Mauer fat head???? -- Matthew Cleckler
Actual life goal is to find a guy that is like joe mauer -- megan
This lineup is unequivocally better with Joe Mauer in it. -- Greg Jensen
Joe Mauer owes us some extra awesomeness today after not doing so well on basepaths & in the field. (Is he okay? Apparently he's human.) -- Laurel @WinTwins.net
Apropos of nothing: Joey Votto is, statistically, an excellent baseball player. At the same time, he's about as exciting as Joe Mauer. -- Evan Mongolia
He is 5-35 (.143) over his past 11 games. OBP is .370 with 11 BB -- Ex Twins News
Haters be damned, got my tickets to Joe Mauer Day at Target Field. Dude is legend, and I can't wait to celebrate his career. -- Andy
He is tied with Kent Hrbek for 3rd all-time in Twins history with 312 doubles. -- TSN_Stats
Lucroy's WAR is 5.9. In 11 seasons Joe Mauer did that twice. -- Brett Corcoran
JOE MAUER.... Y UR HAIR SO NICE? -- Faux Sports Ohio
Lineup Alarm: Joe Mauer (1B - Min) he is not in the Twins game 2 lineup on Thursday. -- Fantasy Alarm
- Joe Mauer, Rest - is not in the Game 2 starting lineup Thursday (9/11) at Cleveland -- SportsInsights.com
this, but also so fucking what if she doesn't know the name of Joe Mauer's brother's team SHE CAN STILL BE A FUCKING FAN -- Sophia
Is Joe Mauer hurt? .269 with only 8 homers and 100K (for the 1st time in his career). Twins owe their 1B almost $70mil through 2018. -- Tepid Participation
Kate picked jersey no. 7 for vball and I thought of Joe Mauer, but then she said 7 is "the Harry Potter no." so I was still pretty proud -- alex wagner
Navarro s wOBA is now at .325, or higher than Joe Mauer s, Jose Reyes ,Dustin Pedroia s, Billy Butler s, Evan Longoria s & David Wright s. -- Gideon Turk
Did I really just see joe mauer?? -- Miranda Mader