John Danks

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• If the Yankees really want elvis andrus and his $100 million contract, they deserve John Danks too -- DeStavster Cousins
• My favorite thought this offseason so far is that Phil Rogers thinks having John Danks puts the white sox in a good position to acquire Kemp -- Tommy Meyers
• I propose Chris Johnson to the white sox for John Danks. Danks is good pitcher just needs to get out of the hell that is us cellular field -- Sam Hunter
• If Dodgers are willing to pick up significant $ in a deal, John Danks could put White Sox in play for Kemp, Crawford or Ethier. -- Phil Rogers
• Joe Nathan will make $4MM less than John Danks next year. -- U-God
• Matt Kemp in a White Sox uni would be greatness. And all they have to lose would be John Danks!? Dodgers must be dumping salaries. -- Faruq Basir
• John Danks puts White Sox in play for Matt Kemp. Ok, Phil. -- Tommany Cooks
• White Sox bullpen has trademark rights on "dumpster fire." every time it's used a quarter goes to paying off John Danks' contract. -- Kenny Williams
• Trade John Danks for Cutler. -- Justin Lee
• How much is John Danks making this year? -- Mike Gianella
• John Danks got slammed today so Quick Pitch used the headline "Danks for nothing" for the game recap I love it -- Alexa Bonomo
• He is bad -- Rick
• He is terrible -- Fuck Anaheim
• He is back, baby -- ethan
• I wonder if he is the slowest pitcher in history to 1000 k. Terrible pitcher. -- Alex D
• He is a big ole piece of shit -- Big Tone
• Danks is easier to score on than a pro bono hooker behind the dollar store on Black Friday. -- Tony Rich
• Watching a John Danks start is bad for your health. -- Skyler Cook
• Pretty sure he is stirring the wrong drink. -- Comiskey Park Hitmen
• He is pitching rather Danky but I'll take it -- Lee
• Is there something wrong with my TV? I could swear that he is left handed, how to we have 5 runs? -- ClevelandSportsMemes
• Hard to decide which is worse tonight: John Danks or the power play. -- Kevin Landers
• He is -- Drew Wilson
• When will the White Sox realize that he is a steaming pile of crap? -- Matt Frkol
• John Danks getting rocked by the Indians so far what a terrible extension ex White Sox GM Ken Williams gave him in 2011 -- Isaac Rodriguez
• He is stealing money from the White Sox. Almost $16 million a year to throw batting practice. -- Alex Bozich
• John Danks SUCKS. Seriously, when is enough going to be enough with this guy? -- Mike Bevevino
• I am so over John Danks! -- The Comiskey Kid
• Also, he is earning $15.75 million this year. -- August Fagerstrom
• Yeah, about John Danks being a good pitcher again.... -- Matt Manzella
• So how much longer does John Danks stay in this game? Jeez that first inning was ugly -- Brandon
• He is awful. -- M.
• Who is more washed up: Aaron Loup or John Danks? -- MR219 MMA
• I feel both sorry for, and very frustrated with, John Danks. -- Meredith Parets
• Oops, the real he is back. I hope tonight is a wild one in Chicago. -- Bobby Cook
• He is trash -- Berkeley Baker
• I seriously hate John Danks. It is time for the White Sox to just get rid of him already. Not even a good option as 5th pitcher anymore -- Jamie McCullough
• He is killing it -- Derrick Eskra
• He is bad. -- Joe Lucia
• And with John Danks on the mound for Chicago, that's a definite possibility. He's the one LHP the Tribe has owned so far this season. -- Jake Dungan
• He is throwing batting practice. Wow. -- BFishoff
• How is John Danks a major league pitcher? Dude is terrible. -- Bean Keelen
• He is dog shit. -- Billy Boy
• He is pathetic. -- Tony Roe
• He is garbage -- Mark Bielanski
• John Danks has lasted 7.0 innings in each of his last two starts. He's allowed 4 in 2/3 an inning so far today. -- Greg Garno
• John Danks sucks. So glad we signed him instead of Buehrle years ago... -- Ronnie Cochran
• He is a POS -- King of Hawke
• I'm really starting to like John Danks. -- Vicki
• Hahahah Holy Shit he is bad. I mean, I always knew this, but god he is just awful. -- Corin Grant

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