Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Madden I'm a crusher
Sportscaster, Former football coach (Famous from NBC)
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John Madden is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has grey hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium grey hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble. - John Madden -- Tweet Romantis
- I consider myself very smart but i didnt know the Madden series was named after John Madden until a few months ago so :/ -- scooby
- John Madden said Nick Saban And Bill Bellichick Are The best coaches hes seen he is never wrong -- Don Mario (TRUMP2020)🇺🇸
- Not a lot of household names on Columbus's farm team, but their coach is former Devils and Toronto native John Madden. -- Lance Hornby
- Doc emrick is the john madden of hockey. rambles on about stuff not pertaining to the game. so damn annoying!! -- SAWN-ya
- Robin Roberts hosting the is like John Madden hosting an academic bowl. -- Notinhalloffame
- No Bama in the new Madden!?! Why is John Madden disrespecktin THE TAHD??! -- Anthony
- He is turning in his grave -- 1# Zuckuss fan
- Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner, stand for something, always have class and be humble. -John Madden -- Triston Abron
- "The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else." -John Madden -- Matthew J Schaffer
- My biggest fear is getting chased by John Madden -- jaron
- Absolutely SICK moves by Ovi to set up that goal! John Madden would be so proud. -- Jarreau Williams
- I don't watch wrestling, is this what passes for a role as the great John Madden once said: -- ReaR:Automata
- Also, John Madden casually lighting a cig at the draft is pretty hilarious. -- Andrew Hammond
- John madden is the ultimate lifeform -- stáin
- I believe Benjamin Netanyahu is a rightwing politician treating the Palestinian people unfairly. -John Madden -- Trillbilly Workers Party
- Is john madden dead? -- Geno Mrosko
- Hubie Brown is the John Madden of the NBA -- #GetELEVATEDNow
- Is John Madden actually Donald Trump? -- Jakey Chan
- Why is Madden disrespecting the raiders you'd think they would treat them better because John Madden was their coach!? -- Jaccob Sanchez
- I hope the next house rules is 1000 trophies. i need more john madden pieces in my life -- Captttt
- Al Michaels is as good, if not, better than John Madden Thanks for the games bro -- Your Dong Alvarez
- Dominic Cruz is the John Madden of MMA - Nick Higgins -- Derek Jones
- Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble. John Madden -- AK
- Turns out his name is john...madden? Am I saying that correctly -- hannah williamson
- Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble. - John Madden -- R Setiawan
- What made John Madden so raw as a coach to get his own videogame -- ⚡️
- Dear john madden: i actually love being killed by 2 betting -- Stacey
- Tim McCarver is easily the new John Madden. 4th inning... he can t throw harder because if he could he would have already done it -- Cmills
- We have heard absolutely nothing from John Madden since he retired and I'm very upset about it -- now you have to marry your mother in law
- "Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble." - John Madden -- Swift Skills Academy
- Nice speaking with my nephew today. He is 13 and thinks he is the inventor of video games. -- Pumpkin Puss
- Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble - John Madden -- Daily Inspiration
- I m standing on the roof above my old high school and watching the game next to John Madden what is going on I m freaking out -- Derrick Stom
- Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble. - John Madden -- Ů‹
- John madden is a gamer ( ° °) -- ATK | pidge @ Ace Watkins' VP pick
- Oh yea TONY ROMO IS THE SECOND TV BEST PLAY BY PLAY GUY AFTER JOHN MADDEN -- SLiMe DaViNci
- is a perfect combination of Vince and John -- Hassie L Buckner
- Blake says Tyler Madden's instincts, skills reflect him being the son of an NHL player (John Madden). -- Helene Elliott
- I'm dumb, didn't realize Tyler is John Madden's son. -- Boqvist Time
- TIL Tyler is John Madden's kid (the hockey John Madden) -- Joe
- John madden we praying 12 don t raid us so they won t charge us -- JR
- Listening to John Madden commentate NFL Football is really something. -- Niloc
- Sources working to confirm that Lamiorello is trying to dig John Madden out of retirement. -- Yeet Jack Johnson.
- I bet John Madden really appreciates the song Chief Keef made about him -- chief man
- John Madden was the very best at announcing for the everyday blue collar fan -- The Pundit’s Pundit
- Al Michaels and John Madden are so fun to listen to -- Nicholas Frye
- Similarly: who the fuck is john madden -- penis kicker
- Holy shit, hearing John Madden call a football game again sounds so much better than anything the NFL has anymore -- Jimmy Brooks
- Al Michaels and John Madden were just on a different level. MNF is now a joke with Booger and whoever else was on there. -- Cam
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