John Smith

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• Win or lose you will never regret working hard, making sacrifices, being disciplined or focusing too much. -John Smith -- Words from the Lady
• The noise kokoum makes when he attacks john smith is the noise i make when someone wakes me up from a nap -- Hannah Duckman
• Marcos name on kik is john smith and he texted me saying happy birthday I was like tf is this -- Carina Garibay
• Being John Smith -- Nerding Instinct
• Okay so willie & I might dress up as Pocahontas & John Smith for Halloween -- IZ
• John Smith from Pocahontas is bae lol -- gillian♡∞
• I'd dress up as John smith and Demi would be my Pocahontas :( so cute -- D E M I
• So did anyone read John Smith's bio for Am studs?..... -- MaryJo Ekhoff
• You know it's bad when I'm reading about john smith and Jamestown for history and all I want to do is watch Pocahontas... -- Amanda Carmody
• Saddest part is when John Smith says goodbye in Indian -- amy smith
• Pocahontas is such a great one too. Wow. I just want her and john smith to still be together. -- CarlyNeuschatz ☼
• Why is John Smith in Pocahontas hotter than most guys? -- Falon❤
• Since when is Mel Gibson the voice for John Smith in Pocahontas -- ✞✡ ÿ ł ☯ r
• Who the hell is john smith -- Kiran
• Pff....... hoe moeilijk is het wel niet om John Smith te krijgen ik ben er al 2 uur mij bezig en het lukt me de hele tijd niet -- Tom Kraaij
• So many heartwarming tales of older people making the jump to Meanwhile, my dad votes no in the hope that John Smith might come back. -- Gary
• "What if the center of God's will is to know God's ways?" -Senior pastor John Smith -- crossroadsfeed
• So APPARENTLY every Tuesday I have a 2 hour lecture where I sit and watch a man play with synthesizers. My ears hurt -- Johnler
• I'm so tired of people saying my name wrong and misspelling it's either get famous or go to a generic name like John Smith -- .
• "he is a cunt" -- mirren✧
• Why is this so funny to me. i'm calling my next pet john smith -- bethany
• Always regret drinking alcohol.. But this he is sure refreshing with my sandwich -- Clouds Of Smoke
• Getting a good driving score on my black box is so incredibly impossible that I've started trying to get a low score record.. got a 15% -- Ashley Smith
• He is proud :)) -- Micahella Sarmiento
• So nasan na si pocahontas? pinatay na ni john smith? -- angelo aguilar
• John Smith would have died on the sale back to England. That Is a fucking fact, -- cass
• Hahaha, John Smith's dweeby little friend is played by Christian Bale. He should've used THAT voice for Batman. -- Rachel H
• You guys he is so dreamy -- Jane Kate Joseph
• A part of me is Pocahontas, while the other part is definitely John Smith. -- Romy Gutierrez
• John smith is such a sweet heart -- Pocohontas ♡
• MEL GIBSON IS THE VOICE OF JOHN SMITH IN POCAHONTAS IM UNCOMFORTABLE -- Austin Trevor
• Demarcus Robinson is the John Smith of names for black guys. -- Ryan Snelling
• You gained your following w/ an avi of a cartoon muffin, then u re-brand yourself as a human? Oh, I guess jizzmuffin is now John Smith. Huh. -- Charles
• How no. John smith would no be a happy man wi what has happened to labour. Anyhoo i is off to bed. Take care. Faither. :-) -- Rob Wilson
• In doing American History homework and all I have to say is John Smith was a lot better looking in the Disney Movie -- Kristen
• John Smith did NOT have the 90's style down to a tee Disney is fukcing liars -- Miles 'Pen' Prower
• "Win or lose you will never regret working hard, making sacrifices, being disciplined or focusing too much" - John Smith. -- Quote Factory
• I honestly think my perfect man is John Smith from Pocahontas. -- Gabbie Berry
• "Where is John Smith?" "In here, somewhere." "Can you change back?" "Yes." "Will you?" "No." -- Katie Carson
• John smith is so cute to Pocahantas -- Michelle
• Win or lose you will never regret working hard, making sacrifices, being disciplined or focusing too much. -John Smith -- Leena getsmoney
• Bed bound with John Smith's voice - my whole body is a eternal furnace, it won't stop burning nor it'll stop it running -- Angel Wu
• Just watched Pocahontas and remembered her and John Smith don't end up together AND FRANKLY I AM VERY UPSET NOW WTF DISNEY UGH! -- sadie
• They really wracked their brains to come up with John Smith -- Tracey Hind
• Why is it guyz hate deir surname and end up having John smith, Chika Philip? -- Brightsword Anugor
• John smith has 99 problems and Tom is all but 1. That character ruins everything in his life. -- Lilly Luttringer
• Finding out that the story of Pocahontas saving John Smith might not be true literally made me so sad -- Shannon
• I forgot that Pocahontas & John smith didn't end up together ... So now I'm crying. -- blake_francesca
• If your name is a two degrees more unique than John Smith -- that coupled with a general area of where you live and age -- not that hard. -- Coni
• Wait so pretty much we were John Smith and conquered the Indians tonight -- timmeroni

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