Q Tip

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• All we want in this life is peace, prosperity, and a little paper. - Q-Tip -- Best Rap Lyrics Ever
• My hair is literally looking like a q-tip -- papichulo
• Someone at the gym called me Q-tip. I assume because my hair is white? ... Is this my bro name...? -- rishi the ghost
• Ahaha so my aunt just said "if i had a comment i'd twit it" In reference to nick cannon looking like a q tip with his new haircut -- ALLIE WINTERS
• I really like the ominous, robotic monotone Q-tip used throughout the late 90s -- jt
• All imma do tomorrow is read my text book, go to the doctors and hang out with q-tip -- Ciara Long
• Nastiest shit in the world to me is when people put the q tip in they mouth then in they ear to clean it -- T.Webb
• What good is a ear if a Q-Tip isn't in it -- Toni Potenciano
• Everytime I take a shower I swear a Q-tip is a must for taking the water out of my ears. -- irma
• "if knowledge is the key then just show me the lock" -Q-TIp -- P€t€® M@¥
• Damn. How strong is Adrian Peterson? I'd have scars if he beat me with a q-tip. -- Hans F. Whifflepuff
• So tired that I just tried to use a bobby pin to clean out my ears instead of a q-tip.. -- Madison Barletto
• After hearing that I gotta say hands down Chris Dave is my number 1 favorite producer.. lol Q-tip had that spot for the longest -- Philippe Edison
• So... uh... I just had a q-tip get stuck in my ear... we got it out, uh... my ear is very uncomfortable now... -- Izzy Craven
• Pee and q-tip clean ur ear at the same time and tell me it isn't a fantastic combination of feelings -- scum
• Did you know female towheads have transparent genitals. Their veins look like top ramen and the clitoris is just a baby safe q-tip. -- itchy bitch
• When skinny bitches say "omg I'm so fat" like shut up!! You're skinner than a damn q-tip. -- ❤
• The moment when you go too deep in your ear with a q-tip is the opposite of an orgasm. -- Vader
• Is it just me or I get so satisfied shoving a q tip down my ear canal such a relieving feeling -- Cayman Nguyen
• Do the q-tip ppl actually expect us to not shove them into our ears??? Mmm that shit is like crack to me -- Maddie Warner
• "Q-Tip is my title, I don't think that it's vital for me to be your idol, but dig this recital" -- ǝןɐɥ ɔǝןɐ
• I'm not supposed to clean my ears out with a q-tip or anything else for that matter but i just did and now my ears hurt so that's n*ce -- AC+TheVoidz
• Really not looking forward to getting a Q-tip stuck down my throat tomorrow -- riss
• Another great feeling is cleaning your ear with a q-tip -- Queen C
• I feel like my life is one long episode of Stacy from zoey 101 dropping her q tip structures -- ruth
• God is good -- Skoolboi Q
• PSA: cleaning yours ears regularly is a must, don't argue how you're "different" and "don't need to" you're nasty and need a q-tip smut. -- ELISSE
• Taking a leak and cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip is probably one of the most amazing feelings ever. Messy, but feelsgoodman -- Steve Miller
• Q-Tip: Be careful! Poetry is a gateway drug! -- Ashlee Quantic
• HOLLYWOOD STORIES: Once I thought I'd met former MTV VJ Jesse Camp, but really I'd just found a used Q-tip on the bathroom floor. -- AdamCampbell-Schmitt
• It be feeling so good when I scratch my ears with a q tip -- forbiddenfruit
• Jake puts a q tip in his ear "Is this what having a vagina feels like?" -- Rachel Messinger
• Cleaning your ears with a q-tip is top 5 most euphoric feelings -- /.\ Osiris /.\
• The kitten left a dirty q-tip in my shoe so I know he loves me. -- Athena Genevieve
• Do you guys lick the q-tip before you clean your ears? Seriously, I always ask this! I wanna know -- Jasmine Kay
• To quote Q-Tip, "Phone is ringing. Oh, my god." -- ScruffySquirrel
• Aye yo takin a piss & cleanin ya ear wit a q tip is better then pussy -- Chris Simon
• At the bus stop and the first thing I see on the ground is a razor cap and a used q-tip...gonna be a great day -- breanacook
• Cleaning your ears with a q tip is life -- Jose Manuel
• My ear is really damaged from that Q-Tip -- Asia Lee Hernandez
• Dang why is cleaning your ear with a q-tip like the greatest thing in the world -- criss angel
• Cleaning your ears out with a q-tip is the best feeling ever. -- Pink Everything
• U got big ears comes w a longggg dick tho nigga all u need is a long q-tip lmffffaaaooo -- Kalee Brierley
• Mallory LOST A Q-TIP END IN HER EAR!!! Hahahahahaha and it is not coming out -- Micky Bowen
• Love is definitely picking my boogies for me so I won't have to get up and get a q-tip. But you have to realize it's not vice versa. -- INDIA
• Paige: "Is there another Jenner I didn't know about?" "No, thats Bruce." -- Big Head Fred
• "N--ga .s a very complicated wor,." - Q-Tip -- fidelia
• *dips Q-tip in candle wax* - what r u doing - Mom: I'm gonna make a joke like "look how much wax is in your ear" .. -- Christina
• I hold Q-Tip in such high regard, that's why im so excited for Ye to drop some work cause Q played a huge part in his new work -- King ⚡ Juice
• Your physical reaction to Vivrant Thing x Q-Tip can tell me so much about you -- dr. lipschitz

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