Speedy Gonzales

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Suech grad neui Begrüessigstön ide ängere uswahl isch: what is love, kung fu fighting, oder speedy gonzales was meineder? -- Horrorkind
• He is friends with everyone's sister -- Jake
• English is my second language and I still don't have a speedy gonzales accent What is this sadbrains' excuse? -- Duchess SassyWaffles
• BILAD is Speedy Gonzales -- Nady
• Trying to find that Speedy Gonzales video without coming across some explicit midget porn is hard enough -- Daragh.
• Call speedy Gonzales there quick to score and that is a fact -- J.BrAnDoΠ†
• Wow again! is a speedy Gonzales! TD on punt return! 45-7. Just under 2min left in 2ndQ -- Okanagan Sun
• Really missed Hector at the rally and the game today, but he's off in San Diego being Mr. Speedy Gonzales -- estefaniaa
• I hope tsa is in their speedy Gonzales lol -- Stephanie Taylor
• This bus driver is like speedy Gonzales -- Crayon muncher
• Who is faster? Speedy Gonzales or Droopy? -- shafiek masoet
• This mothafuckin fly in my room is speedy gonzales i swear I see him for a second and next second this nigga is out -- Sara Esmaili☼
• Speedy Gonzales cops a high shot. We are in 1985 so it's deemed acceptable. Play on you wuss! -- NZ
• Speedy Gonzales aka Ole Bessy aka Grease lightning is the second loml -- Dan
• Speedy gonzales is not playin with y'all -- ♔Jessica♔
• There's a guy in my class who is obsessed with Speedy Gonzales -- Teresa
• Sproles is a mix between speedy Gonzales and Barry Sanders -- Nathan Nelson
• What the hell accent is cedric doing? Dominican republic by way of speedy gonzales? -- ossang
• Spanish girl like it fast , so I called her speedy Gonzales -- Jayden leyva
• Bjork would be good as Speedy Gonzales because she is Mexican and looks like a mouse. -- tanglefoot tony
• My 71 year old papa is about to smoke me in running rn. Literally Speedy Gonzales. -- Melanie
• The gauge for every new Mexican restaurant I try is how good theie he is. Tonights? 7/10 burrito...needed work. -- Christopher Thomas
• He is my nigga -- WISLWTD
• Im typing so slowly now but when i was ranting last night i was typing like fucking speedy gonzales hearing that his bitch be alone at home -- 世界食べたい！！！！！
• Sorry I'm driving the speed limit, you can get the ticket for be Speedy Gonzales. FYI: Vegas isn't going anywhere ijs -- Jessica Chambers
• Nigga u rap so motherfucking fast I thought u was speedy gonzales -- baby je$u$
• Truly this month has so far gone speedy gonzales on us! Can't believe it today is 19th. -- Mooser Es BeeKay
• SUNDAY EVENING speedy works faster than "Speedy Gonzales" after all week so slow slow slow -- Bali Villa Marene
• He is so sick -- Vincent Martini
• This cab was really tryina charge me 50 something dollars to go somewhere 15 mins away. I hopped out of that shit like Speedy Gonzales! FOH -- ThePinkPrint 11.24
• We so speedy and you know you never see me!! We so fast and we never finish last!! SPEEDY GONZALES BRAMARAMA CUP CHAMPIONS!!! -- Senior Speedy
• I get that not everyone is speedy Gonzales, but be considerate of those behind you in line. 15+ minutes in a change room is ridiculous. -- Memory Scarlett
• Why is my mouse wheel super rolly today? I'm zipping up and down webpages like some kind of Speedy Gonzales. -- Dark Ryo
• *I say to 'Speedy Gonzales' "In 'Kung-Fu Hustle' The is Really Fast He Catches a Bullet Fired from Gun Right By his Head" 66/6 -- Left Hand Pan
• I ain't thugging? Who TF is you mean mugging? I seen the meanest and toughest niggas Speedy Gonzales -- Kory J
• White bitch first mistake is she waited til dude was close to her. As soon as I see him I'm gone like Speedy Gonzales -- Jesus Had Nudes
• I make too many typos because i type to fast. I type really fast. I'm like speedy Gonzales being electrocuted on a keyboard. -- *:•ﾟ✧ kay *:•ﾟ✧
• Jakes really done a number on me the other night freedom almost got taken within a heart beat thank God I'm speedy Gonzales -- أمير ✨
• My roomate cam home with a turtle, so now we have a pet turtle. And its named speedy gonzales -- Amanda Schneeweis
• 'Do you know Speedy Gonzales?' 'Si he go steady with my sister' 'speedy Gonzales is steady with everyone's sister!' -- Antonio DeCoppi
• Blanco is the new Speedy Gonzales -- ⚾️Edgar B⚾️
• Speedy Gonzales wonder where he is playing -- Alisha WhitehouseLFC
• So tell me why one time, I busted my ass bein Speedy Gonzales trynna get off campus, slid off the dirt & layed there for a good minute lmao. -- ƈɧơƈơƖąɬɛ.ƈཞɛąɱ
• In France, he is known as Fast Fourier. -- Christopher D. Long
• Putainnnn Masika is ne speedy Gonzales -- l_am_TiⓂ️bo
• When my mom is pissed she drives so fast . Calm down speedy Gonzales -- El_Platano809
• "Of course I won. I'm so fast, I make Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales." -- Tania Parsons
• Emmanuel Sanders is Speedy Gonzales -- Clay Drinwater
• TeamStarGary LA COQUETA IS THE MY AZUCAR FANTASIA DREAMWORKS NINA! SENORIAL IS BONITA LINDO SUPERVERDADERO. LA LA TERRA SPEEDY GONZALES AMOR -- Gary L.Chambers
• Old speedy Gonzales is certainly producing the goods, yanks appearing in force, for me only the BLACK-BILLED CUCKOO is required! -- Lee Woods

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