I have a crush on Stan Hansen and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Stan Hansen

American professional wrestler

	Votes	Ranking	Boost Ranking

Stan Hansen ranks

, and ranks

among all celebrities on

Stan Hansen is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "X Post" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Stan Hansen

new! Rate Stan Hansen

Body:

Face:

Mind:

Heart:

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

I really need to explore some more Stan Hansen stuff, can't believe I've never seen that '81 NJ match vs. Andre. -- Allan Blackstock
Joe Doering is like the bastard child of Stan Hansen and Dr Death. -- Arnold Furious
Wait a minute Seth Rollins is getting his eyes "plucked out". Is he working match against Stan Hansen? It is "flushed" dummy -- Mike Hammond
The Seed of Pain promo is -- K L Hare
He is the trillest! -- Sketch
J.R. recently did a podcast w/ Stan Hansen, if you don't know who he is ask Bruno Sammartino's neck AND Vader's eyesocket! -- Mark
Nikki Bella is gonna be a brawl Stan Hansen and Kenta Kobashi vs. -- KFG Bot
Joe Doering pretending to be Stan Hansen and Yuji Hino beating the shit out of each other on Kobashi's latest show is lots of fun. -- Bohsjohnny

Rosa's dancing is stiffer than a forearm from Stan Hansen -- Bad News Bennett
Shawn out here legit beating the shit out of Vadar Vadar and Stan Hansen beat the shit out of each other This is a wacky world -- R.
Some days I wish I could send Stan Hansen out to give people clotheslines. It would make the world a better place. -- Bofa Ibushi
Walking down Oxford Street on a long weekend is like Stan Hansen & Bruiser Brody walking through the crowd at Korakuen Hall! -- Angus T. Connor
I guess Harper is a solid Stan Hansen, but Rowan is a much, much better Bruiser Brody. -- Devon Hales
I have bought Stan Hansen's book to read on the journey tomorrow, very much looking forward to it. Anyone read it? -- Chris Linay
WWE would put that imitator in before the real thing. talking about JBL being a lock for HOF over Stan Hansen it appears. -- Seth Hanson
I think the WWE HOF is kind of a joke...but they should really, really put in Stan Hansen this year. -- Jesse Collings
So who was the better gaijin? Stan Hansen or Tiger Jeet Singh? -- SMC!
I don't understand the Japaese lyrics, but its not bad. But the instrumental Stan Hansen version is better, lol. Needs more RARRIATTOOOOO~~! -- LovableScissorman♥
Epic Stan Hansen cameo. Why isn't he in the WWE Hall of Fame yet? -- The Positive T.O.
Got that right!!! Where IS Stan Hansen?!! What a Lariat that was!! -- 757WrestlingFans
Very tempted to go to the Icons of Wrestling convention and cry all over Stan Hansen's table -- Uptown Brainiac
That was so nearly a Stan Hansen of a clothesline on that French player -- Yätes
As is nearly always the case, in the days of Stan Hansen, beat Hakushi. -- QuoteBot3000
Stan Hansen vs Carlos Colon feud in Puerto Rico is pretty awesome. -- Durk

Match of the day is Bob Backlund vs Stan Hansen from The Garden 1981. -- The Big Guy
Surly old man Stan Hansen in late 90's AJPW is so fucking entertaining. -- FETTIE GUERRERO
This is your reminder that you can now connect Milla Jovovich and Stan Hansen with only two degrees of separation on the Kevin Bacon Scale -- Sleep-Lee
He is my favorite wrestler -- It's KFG
It's kinda funny how he is described in the US as a "foreign heel" in Japan -- HunterThirstHelmsley
My bucket list is real short. three entries are just "STAN HANSEN A MOTHERFUCKER" -- Kidd Bww
Everyone has been so kind these past 6 months, Folks still finding out & reaching out. Thank you Stan Hansen. It does help me. -- David Fuller
Made Stan Hansen if he wore a jaguar mask, so what I'm saying is Tekken is a good game -- Crasspants
Big E vs he is a dream match for me -- Caliber x Atkins
If my hermano Rocha is Stan Hansen and Barry Windham together, then Knost is Tully Blanchard! -- Jose Miguel DeJesus
And he was never even 1/10 as cool as Stan Hansen But to be fair, who really is? -- Mean Monkey Aries
That match got me in the mood for some Stan Hansen matches. That being said.. Stan Hansen vs Jumbo Tsuruta from 10/17/88 on deck -- M I G U E L
In my opinion, the greatest gaijin in puroresu history is Stan Hansen. Very closely followed by Kenny Omega. -- Luke (23 DAYS)
A student of the great Stan Hansen, Satoshi Kojima is both a tag team specialist (with Hiroyoshi Tenzan) and a top wrestler in his own right -- The Original Iramako
Anyway, V1le is dead. Gonna Awaken my inner Stan Hansen and become a true God of The Lariat. -- Joe-kada
on Alabama is a trip, y'all. Punching his own coach. Giving a kick returner a Stan Hansen lariat. -- 🍓 Berry Grass 🍓
Jericho has the build of David Finlay and is getting pushed like he's Stan Hansen, this is insane. -- Thomas Montgomery
NowPlaying SUNRISE - SPECTRUM - stan hansen is the best of my hero(Album:) -- ロム星人
This is full on Stan Hansen Vs Vader style madness -- Matt Bourne
Yes that is Stan Hansen -- Mello Yello Bullet
Watching Stan Hansen vs. Terry Funk from AJPW 04/14/83 and FUNK IS FUCKING BLEEDING DOES HE EVER NOT BLEED. -- Mike "Frank Atlas"
Hot Sauce hit MJF with one of those Stan Hansen lariats. MJF is gonna have a permanent trench in his neck -- Petty Confetti
The premise of the Lord Tensai gimmick is that Giant Bernard was a Stan Hansen-esque superstar in Japan, huh -- Antifa del Norte
When Big Van Vader was in a match against Stan Hansen or Cactus Jack I seriously felt death could occur from the bumps they were taking. -- Russell B
RIP Vader. It was wild when Stan Hansen hit you so hard your eye popped part of the way out. -- jake merch
Never watched Vader as a youngin, but his legendary match against he is recommended viewing -- Max Alioth