Tom Waits

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• Tom Waits whilst Bear Grylls. Jeremy Irons and Ben Folds with Hugo Weaving. Brandon Flowers and Roger Waters. Lady Di so Jimmy Greaves. -- Marty Lawrence
• Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson released a Tom Waits covers album in 2008. Why she covered he is a mystery, but of course, it sucked -- William Turner
• The upside to my cold getting worse is that my voice is now low enough that I can do a killer Tom Waits impression -- Katie
• Hope the Tom is finally out here in the hinterlands. -- Philip Wallace
• He is the truth -- Davey Jone$
• "Bad Hombres & Nasty Women" sounds like nothing so much as a late-70s era Tom Waits tune. -- Matt Baldwin
• Disfrutas: Tom Waits - Romeo Is Bleeding -- RadioGastronomica.Mx
• Tom Waits being used on Orange is the New Black = best thing ever -- Christopher Bailey
• It's talk like a pirate day today. Yes really. Well shiver me timbers (actually that's more "talk like a Tom Waits song" day) -- Juliet Tomlinson
• Today is a Tom Waits day. -- Jeff Watkins
• Sometimes in my dreams, there's Tom Waits. And he still sounds like Tom Waits, but all his dialogue is from Diddy. -- Kiel Phegley
• A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't. - Tom Waits -- Kicktone
• In other news, he is awesome. Carry on. -- Whitstable Fringe
• If your ball team chokes, next best thing to do is drink the killer beer you were saving for the playoffs & listen to Tom Waits. -- Dan Langendorf
• "I go more for a good story than what really happened...that's just the way I am. I'm a big liar" Tom Waits -- Manuel Paul López
• "The way you do anything is the way you do everything." - Tom Waits -- K.Winston
• Whatever happens over the course of the next 5 hours he is still better than Bob Dylan -- Tom Fraser
• I've just figured it out! Tom Waits music is perfect for Halloween/fall time, no wonder I couldn't get into him before. -- Steve Carbonaro
• I wonder if Cameron Diaz and Tom Waits shop at the same Really Cool Fedora store. -- Nick Amadeus
• I think Tom Waits' Closing Time is the best LP I own. -- Connor Hall
• What is tom waits waiting for and why does he sing like a disney villain -- marlon gumball
• I'm going to be disappointed if FFXV Cid isn't voiced and modeled after Tom Waits -- finchiekins
• "Is this some sort of joke?" --My friend after listening to Tom Waits for the first time. Uncultured philistine. -- Bee Movie™ Official
• "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." - Tom Waits -- Jeff Meister
• Lendo Bukowski e ouvindo Tom Waits, só falta o alcolismo. Mas esse eu rejeito. -- Chagas, L.H.
• Watching Muppet Show episodes non-stop with Stella has lead me to this truth: my love of he is rooted in the songs of Rolf the Dog -- Paul Heppleston
• I do like the idea of calling Tom Waits a phony bc he's not really a hobo train guy. -- Rachel H
• Is there a name for that condition where you can't stop listening to Tom Waits on repeat? -- Maria
• Rod Stewart's cover of the Tom Waits' tune 'Downtown Train' is the only argument against the existence of a God I need. -- ess bee fritz
• The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering. Tom Waits -- Bruce Rubenstein
• I've been listening to and doing impressions of Tom Waits the last few days because I have a sore throat. Now my throat is much much worse. -- Hal White
• He is an amazing Renfield imo -- Finger Gitzgerald
• The nice part about having a head cold is that I can finally get around to recording that album of Tom Waits covers. -- Pete Croatto
• He is one of those peculiar songwriters, he writes some truly amazing songs here and there, but he has some odd songs aswell. -- Oli
• He is honestly one of my favourites -- Gráinne Kilfeather
• Tom Waits music is perfect for writing tasks -- Νέδα
• I know it probably isn't supposed to be my favourite tom waits record, but i think small change is my favourite tom waits record -- waskerley way
• Tom waits is so cool -- E.T.
• My body is a temple, my head is a Tom Waits song. -- gmacrae
• Tem dias que vc tá só pra forro, outro pagode e assim vai, hoje vou me resumir em Tom Waits -- Wesley James
• Tom Waits voice is like honey over gravel. -- Kristie Alex McGowan
• I love Germans, I really do, but I wish the one covering Tom Waits' 'clap hands' would stop 'clapping ze hands'... -- Will Pearse
• Sulking, so I'll listen to Tom Waits and Re-read some Plath poems and wait for 5pm. Then I'll cook dinner for my friends and drink some -- Lyndle
• George Ezra klingt so als hätte der Amy Winehouse & Tom Waits verspeist. -- Marco Sobek
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits -- FortuneTeller
• I had the best dream ever last night, then I woke up in a world where Tom Waits exists so my day was ruined -- Tom Waits Sucks
• Listening to 'Romeo Is Bleeding' by 'Tom Waits' -- spikeguard
• Okay, I know I talk about him too much but Closing Time by he is the perfect album to fall asleep to. -- Tyler Hamilton
• Playing Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits on a Juke Box in a Bar is pretty easy way to get some uncomfortable looks. -- omar jamal
• One plus side to noodles is their playlist. Neutral milk hotel, Gogol bordello, and Tom waits all in 20 minutes. I can get down with that -- Haley Scott

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